directioner

A person, usually a teenage girl who is obsessed with the British boy band, One Direction. They often go on Tumblr for hours a day reposting .gifs about the band and stick true to them no matter what. They're super biased toward One Direction.

They will go after you if you insult their band, and thus you are labeled a "Directionator", a fan who’s just discovered the band. If you can’t name all the band members or spell their names correctly, you’re a Directionator. If you think that Louis really likes women who like carrots, or if you somehow think that Liam likes spoons, then you are a Directionator.

Typical Directioner:

How many likes? OMG IT'S A NEW PIC OF ZAYN! OMG I'm totally gonna reshare this photo of Liam on Tumblr OMG I'm gonna curl my hair because Harry's hair is curly.

*types* OMG 1D ashjfdhjfvashjkdfbhjsdavkjhdsvjhfslhfoyukehjsavdhjghaldskjfsgahfjslfhs;aflasjd;lfaeusi

by Anon255 March 7, 2013

Fart of deception

This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.

Jenny and james ate curry for dinner and the next night are watching a movie.

James asks jenny if she has got the leftovers in the microwave because its smells as good as yesterday.
Jenny says no with a dirty grin and james realises he was fooled by the fart of deception.

by rapunzabel April 6, 2017

Directioner

Fans of the boyband One Direction. Love the five boys to pieces and can sometimes go to extreme lengths to see them, meet them, or even talk to them. We will always be there and never leave them no matter what happens. They mean the world to us and have saved a lot of our lives. We love each of the boys equally and some of us really hate the term Directionator. The boys are our Idols and we can be borderline obbsessed or even just a normal person.

Girl 1: Hi, I'm (Y/N).
Niall: Hi
Louis: Hey love
Liam: Nice to meet you.
Harry: *cheeky smile*
Zayn (Zain): Hello love.
Girl 1: Its great to meet you. We love you so much and are always there. You all belong.
Boys: Thanks for being such a dedicated directioner

by Directioner1997 June 6, 2013

rejection erection

When you rejected by a hot girl and a few seconds later you get an erection thinking about the hot sex you would of had with her.

Guy: "Will you go out with me?"
Girl: "No."
Guy: "Awh Shucks...*rejection erection*

by jillyjank September 5, 2010

pre-rejection

When a potential future boyfriend or girlfriend openly rejects you or any chance of a relationship without even knowing you like them.

Him: Kate thinks you like me and i know that this isnt true.

Me: (but i do like you) oh that Kate...

Him: and besides we are just such good friends anyway that there's no way we could ever date!

Me: of course not! ( great a pre-rejection!!)

by thisreallyhappened March 17, 2010

One Direction

How to depress musicians

Person 1: Gee, did you hear about this great new band One Direction? They're so hot and have such amazing voices!!

Person 2: -Looks at guitar and questions why he even does this-

by Volatin October 10, 2012

rejection

My love life from my teens to even now in my late 20s. She rejected me, so did she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she......

I despise rejection and can't figure out what my curse is.

by [e-mail] January 4, 2008