dadhole

n: A father who is fed up with the new way to parent. Sick of car seats with expiration dates, sippy cups, months and months of diaper changing. Tired of having to do parenting duties he's not evolutionarily designed to do: see, cooking, grocery shopping, attending kid's birthday parties, child rearing etc

synomyn; everything Don Draper ("Mad Men") isn't.

They are a nice couple but he's a bit of a "dadhole." What I mean is, he doesn't like to change diapers, complains about the price of daycare and can't believe his wife can't sew.

by dadholeno1 October 23, 2011

Damo

some retard who bullies monkey chimpanzees and gambles in minecraft while placing sand in the cobblestone wall sequence

Damo shut the fuck up

by RealGodNotFake April 28, 2019

dadmom

A single paternal parent, usually a widower (man whose spouse has died).

Used in place of "mom," when referring to someone's deceased mother in a usu. disparaging way.

Guy: Man, I totes fucked you mom last ni...I mean, uh, I fucked your "dadmom."

Dude: My dadmom?

Guy: Uh, yeah.

by CrotchZombieCom November 22, 2007

dadimony

The money given to teens or young adults by their rich, suburban parents. Derived from alimony. Like an allowance, but only they don't earn it.

Paris Hilton will not be clubbing until her next dadimony payment.

by SnoopLuke May 29, 2008

dadolescent

An over-the-hill or middle-aged dad who still acts like a child or teenager. The act of being an immature father.

Brother: What's Pop been up to since I've been away at college?
Sister: Oh, you know: egging cars, putting flaming bags of poop on doorsteps, and the list goes on...
Brother: His dadolescent behavior is sad.

by Katya Eye August 16, 2016

damdoo

Bitch ass asian kid who watches anime and hentai. If hes not doing that hes playing league of legends, fapping, and occasionally getting robbed.

Dude when i was at the bus stop this guy pulled a damdoo and took all my shit, feels bad man.

by numbnutslol June 14, 2016

Dadmission

An errand traditionally performed by a woman spelled out in a note and handed to her husband to complete.

With his mouth wide open and the candy aisle stretching before him this man's dadmission was to purchase enough candy for his daughter's class to produce a gingerbread house.

by nothingyet December 6, 2016