Jeepers Cripes

The son of Gosh.

Praise Jeepers or you'll be darned to Heck!

by ... June 8, 2004

criss-cross-apple-sauce

sitting cross-legged or otherwise known as "Indian style"

Jimmy was sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce ready for story time.

by Susan Focker September 15, 2007

crimescene sex

Sex while on your period.

She sometimes likes having crimescene sex to relieve her menustral cramps.

by hanscraft December 31, 2006

crissi

a force greater than your entire existence; godly.

all that is great is crissi. feel the crissi. live the crissi. crissi>you

by yours truly March 21, 2005

Criss Angeled

1)to be mind f*cked. 2) ones mind being f*cked.

Being talked to by a random male/female in a British accent all night. Then at the end of the night they talk in their normal accent. One would respond to this by, "Dude you just Criss Angeled me."

by Cranderson July 8, 2012

post-break crisis

This is when bomb threats, food fights, fist fights, etc. happens at school after a week or more of break.

Tarpon Springs Middle School had a post-break crisis when the princple took the entire week off after Spring Break last year, but it was a lot of fun.

by saradancestonomusic01 April 12, 2009

mid-wipe crisis

while you are wiping your ass, someone walks on you while you are doing the act

You have massive diaherra and while you are in the middle of wiping your ass. Someone walks in on you while you are wiping and you are shocked they saw that. Which would be your mid-wipe crisis.

by DEG256 October 12, 2009