contradictwhore

a person you pay for discrete sex, who doesn't take the money, and ends up catching feelings.

All I wanted was a half & half, instead you turned into a contradictwhore.

by FrickenWhatever September 30, 2020

Contraguru

A Contraguru is a person who you ask for advice. After you will do the exact opposite of his advice because this person is always wrong.

It is important not to tell the contraguru you use him as such, to keep his advice as pure as possible.

Contraguru's are very handy in the field of investments, but can be consulted also in other areas.

I bought bitcoin because my contraguru adviced to sell it.

I sold my house because my contraguru is very optimistic about the housing market.

by dmeista November 20, 2020

Cantry

Someone so country that they transcend and become even more stupid.

Look at that stupid cantry fucker over there.

by mikjon January 15, 2021

Contraception balloons

A simple, elegant, yet effective word for condoms.

Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.

"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"

"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"

by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021

Contracted Crop Duster

The act of passing wind and having a person or people walk past and crop dust your scent for you.

Scott timed his fart perfectly as Jono walked past thus using Jono as his contracted crop duster to delightfully distribute the scent of his fart to share with others.

by The S Master June 13, 2021

Ass Contractions

When someone has severe gas or shit pains thay they feel like they are in labor.

Oh man, I can barely walk to the bathroom! These ass contractions are killing me!

by Cazador301 May 22, 2015

bestie contract

An unwritten agreement which can be called upon in situations involving your best friend

According to the bestie contract, you have to give me half that sandwich.

by Coastiewife May 21, 2016