Lt. Commander Data

Robo daddy, 2nd officer of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D).

A Soong type Android, he's programmed in all kinds of techniques..... Meaning he can fuck up your shit and rock your world

Some pleb ensign: "yeah, my girl left me last week."
The captain: "yeah, I saw her on Lt. Commander Data's arms in the holodeck... Tough luck."

by Rupert T. Codsworth April 5, 2020

cock commander

A female who forces her boyfriend to constantly do things for her.

I don't have to make you breakfast in bed for you every day Jane! Stop being such a cock commander!

by Haxsoar June 23, 2008

fan commander

A girl with titties the size of her head that has somehow managed to bend down and take it like the beast she is. Full in the mouth. a.k.a. a master of the bj.

"Dude Tiffany is such a fan commander." -Eric
"Man, I know. She can command mine anyday." -John.

by synthetic dreams June 17, 2007

Fucknose Commander

When the word fucknose just isn't enough to sum up someone's fucknose-yness

That bouncer won't let me in the club, what a fucknose commander.

by ActionSwanson42 January 23, 2010

Commander in Queef

A female Commander in Chief aka President

Ladies and gentleman allow me introduce the next Commander in Queef, Hillary Rodham Clinton, of the United States of America!

by miesfuller June 1, 2016

Cobra_Commander

A fat fuck from Cleveland.

Cobra_Commander is a fucking douchebag.

by Alex April 19, 2004

master and commander

To cut someone off mid sentence when they're more knowledgeable or superior in rank.

A "You turn left at the traffic lights then..
B "No you turn right at traffic lights"
A "did you just master and commander me?"
B "well you are from around here, so i suppose so"

by Haylon June 11, 2006