When you beat a person on their head with your penis. This is a non gender-specific term. Feel free to play the Cockenspiel on anyone from all three sexes.
(PAP PAP PAP) - Dude, I just gave you the "Cockenspiel"!!!
(PAP PAP PAP) - Hey Bitch, you just got the "Cockenspiel"!!!
(PAP PAP PAP) - Yeah you transexual freak, I just tossed your ass the "Cockenspiel", bitch!!!
(PAP PAP PAP) - Hey Bitch, you just got the "Cockenspiel"!!!
(PAP PAP PAP) - Yeah you transexual freak, I just tossed your ass the "Cockenspiel", bitch!!!
by onryou74 November 23, 2010
Get the Cockenspiel mug.A merging of the words 'cock' and 'compensate'. The act of compensating for a man's genetalia, or lack thereof, by different means. This may include the purchasing of large automobiles, the buying of large houses, or various spending on other supersized memorabilia.
Man 1: Look at Jerry's new car.
Man 2: Wow, that thing's huge. He's always told me how much he hates big cars..
Man 1: Hmm, probably trying to cockensate.
Man 2: Wow, that thing's huge. He's always told me how much he hates big cars..
Man 1: Hmm, probably trying to cockensate.
by The Snoop Doggy Bryce March 14, 2007
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by austin dakota smith December 17, 2008
Get the cockerjammed mug.1. A party, event, or congregation where the number of males is significantly higher than the number of females.
2. Somewhere most girls have already been taken.
3. An event or party where you have had a taste of all girls present.
#3 gets golden extra points that can be added for the status of PIMP.
2. Somewhere most girls have already been taken.
3. An event or party where you have had a taste of all girls present.
#3 gets golden extra points that can be added for the status of PIMP.
1. That frat party was cocked out man! It was a fucking sausage fest in there.
2. We showed up too late... all the single girls were cocked out by then.
3. PIMP:Fuck this, man. I've had every single one of girls at this party; for me this is cocked out.
WINGMAN: You're right man, lets move out.
2. We showed up too late... all the single girls were cocked out by then.
3. PIMP:Fuck this, man. I've had every single one of girls at this party; for me this is cocked out.
WINGMAN: You're right man, lets move out.
by oneOFemPIMPS April 5, 2009
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1. inclined to speak excessively in an embarrassingly awkwardly over-assertive manner.
2. speaking in a manner which suggests that the speaker lacks physical endowment or intelligence by overcompensating with faux-confident rhetoric.
3. to illustrate an egotistical weakness through expressing false confidence
(see "desperate cry for help")
1. inclined to speak excessively in an embarrassingly awkwardly over-assertive manner.
2. speaking in a manner which suggests that the speaker lacks physical endowment or intelligence by overcompensating with faux-confident rhetoric.
3. to illustrate an egotistical weakness through expressing false confidence
(see "desperate cry for help")
Oh yeah, that nitwit cocked my ear off.
Although he wore small shoes, he sure was cockative.
Was she on meth, or just generally cockative?
Although he wore small shoes, he sure was cockative.
Was she on meth, or just generally cockative?
by koax June 28, 2009
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The "horizontal cock swing" is when the athlete rotates his/her hips from side to side so that the cock in question slaps both of the athletes upper thighs.
The "vertical cock swing" is when the athlete rotates his/her hips forward and backward to create a pendulum type movement of the cock, this causes the cock to hit the belly button area and the lower to upper gooch area
Notes: There may be a significant amount of redness on the areas that the cock has come in contact with, but dont let this worry you, its just another reminder of how hard you worked out your cock.
Also the athlete may experience a NARB (no apparent reason boner), so needless to say cockercising should be done in the privacy of a bedroom or with very close friends only
The "horizontal cock swing" is when the athlete rotates his/her hips from side to side so that the cock in question slaps both of the athletes upper thighs.
The "vertical cock swing" is when the athlete rotates his/her hips forward and backward to create a pendulum type movement of the cock, this causes the cock to hit the belly button area and the lower to upper gooch area
Notes: There may be a significant amount of redness on the areas that the cock has come in contact with, but dont let this worry you, its just another reminder of how hard you worked out your cock.
Also the athlete may experience a NARB (no apparent reason boner), so needless to say cockercising should be done in the privacy of a bedroom or with very close friends only
A: Yo brendan, have you done your cockercises yet today?
B: Yeah bro maxed out with 65 horizontal swings, my thighs are burning
B: Yeah bro maxed out with 65 horizontal swings, my thighs are burning
by soberjack March 20, 2010
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