Cloburg

A variant of munting where the corpse is on fire, and the person going down on the corpse has a gun in one hand and his dick in the other. When he ejaculates, he shoots himself in the head.

-This definition was cooked up by Asa Shin Erection.

I was planning to pull a cloburg at my grandpa's funeral, but he died from AIDS.

by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz May 14, 2024

Clobber Pussy Saga

A series of nights where 2 people initiate sexual intercourse, and role-play each time, creating a plot.

Any Stories from college?
Ya this one time my girl and I finished a Clobber Pussy Saga. the final boss was when my mom walked in.

by Collin Oskey May 26, 2024

clobenhanger

Fatty big stupid head.

You're such a clobenhanger.

by Madmadmad12345 March 6, 2025

Clobbershnucked

Absolutely obliterated with a singular punch

Guy 1: "Man, he got absolutely Clobbershnucked"
Guy 2: 'Shut up"

by RandomDudeHer May 11, 2025

Knob Clobber

When your intimate partner goes down on your Shlong the wrong way and snaps the twig to your berries.

That chick yesterday Knob Clobber(ed) my dong!

by Nice_Jugs_Bro March 31, 2020

Gypo clobber

A clothing relating to something gypsies wear. Usually an insult referring to poor quality or dirty clothes.

Look at Josh he’s wearing Gypo Clobber

by Greek.God69 April 5, 2021

Cameroonian Clobber

The act of being anally penetrated by a Large Cameroonian male, using Spicy Egusi Soup as lubricant.

Your Wife : Hey babe, Francis and I tried out the Cameroonian Clobber!
You : Why are you like this?

by Ngannoutouchesme January 9, 2022