Clobber

Clothes, you wear your Clobber.

" I'm off to town to buy meself some new Clobber, might have a few bevvy's in the spoons too "

by John Gaskell March 06, 2004

Clobber

Clothing or work wear ( Australian slang)

It's too hot to get about in that clobber!

by Mrsmaczzz March 16, 2018

Clobber

1. The act of thrusting oneself to another human being with one's own head and/or body parts.

2. to utilize the body as a weapon to inflict harm upon one or more persons in the proximity of said body weapon.

John and Kameron love to clobber each other on the daily, no homo.

by vajenjen69 November 11, 2010

Clobber

A black man's genitalia.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that naked picture of Chris Brown?
Person 2: Yeah man, some clobber on him

by DerpyMcDerperson July 10, 2012

clobber

to hit someone hard.

Fuck off cunt or I'll clobber ya!

by kam75xx January 02, 2021

Clobbered

Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.

Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed

Urbandictionary.com's reputation is being clobbered by bad definitions.

by rosignol May 16, 2005

clobber

Noun. Clothes and personal belongings

Gonna get me some new clobber.

by KrishnaBoy December 01, 2003