Church's Chicken 

Business chain started by George W. Church a former incubator salesman.

Church's Chicken offers quality fried chicken original and spicy as well as Honey-Butter Biscuits. Located on 2806 West Cermak Rd.

Person 1 "OHH THERES CHURCH'S CHICKEN!!!!"

Person 2 "CHUUUUUCHHHHHH!!!"

Church's Chicken by Hotcakesss December 7, 2010

Church geek 

Church geeks attend every Sunday spared extra time of reading & studies Bible. Majority are White people.

Church geeks talks about how they help others. 95% excellent smooth talks rarely help anyone but themselves, asking you to join his or her Sunday.

Church geeks Runs out as fast as possible once the service or worship time is over rare occasions people interact with each others.

Church geeks secrets all guy hangout knows as Circle Jerk Bible studies. A young men no women, very closed group no one really talks about the lameness.

Church geeks Pray lots and lots some geeks thinks God will answer all is prayer.

Dear God help me and bring me the power of wealth, Lord please bring me a Luxury house bring me a hot wife. I.............. Amen

Church geeks hate to admit wrongful item.

Mistake lord pray and ask you to forgive me for bringing a selfish white men. ......... Amen.

Church geeks pray pray pay to church.

Church geek by Real truthful Raymond March 8, 2018

church wood

An untimely and spontaneous erection of the male penis that occurs in a church, usually while sitting in the pew listening to a boring Protestant Christian sermon.

"I popped church wood this morning and had to cover my dick with the Bible when we stood up for prayer."

church wood by kgacho November 5, 2009

Church Train 

A train in which it is too quiet to talk on your phone incase you disturb the peace, so you have to send a text.

Damn! i can't talk am on a Church Train.

Church Train by Geeh March 10, 2011

Church High Five 

Church High Five means the same as a regular high five, i.e. respect, pride, congratulations, etc., however the Church High Five is much more subtle. Also Church Hi Five.

Riley did such an awesome job reading at today's mass, when she got back to her seat, I gave her a Church High Five.

Church High Five by bonzo348 November 3, 2014

Church Boner 

That time when u just randomly get a boner in mass and u try to hide it

"Dude I had the biggest Church Boner today wtf"

Church Boner by lpm100percent April 23, 2015

Church Parking Lot

The church parking lot is the place where you can hang out with someone until 10:00 pm. Everyone looks at you and thinks you are sketchy but lets be honest, we are in a church parking lot.

Dude: Hey, lets hang out in the church parking lot after a church event and look sketchy.
Dudette: Let's do it! But i have to leave at 10:00pm
Andrew: You two are so sketchy.

Church Parking Lot by Ya boi McLovin January 5, 2016