Definitions by kgacho

church wood

An untimely and spontaneous erection of the male penis that occurs in a church, usually while sitting in the pew listening to a boring Protestant Christian sermon.

"I popped church wood this morning and had to cover my dick with the Bible when we stood up for prayer."

church wood by kgacho November 5, 2009

polla caliente 

Spanish slang for "cock-tease." Seen as a strong insult when directed toward either men or women.

This phrase is particularly used in this context in Spain.

"Polla caliente" literary means "hot cock."

Manuel: Yo quiero follarte, te lo juro.
Jose: No me chingues, polla caliente!

Manuel: I want to fuck you, I swear.
Jose: Don't fuck with me, cock-tease!

polla caliente by kgacho August 22, 2009