chode

When the width of a penis exceeds its length it is considered to be a chode. In addition, chodes tend to be very small. So small in fact that they are unable to satisfy a woman sexually or aesthetically.

Some people famous for having chodes:
Justin Bieber, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah, Kanye West, Adam Sandler, Miley Cyrus, Dick "Chodey" Cheney, Fred, Ray William Johnson who is also considered to BE a chode as well as having one, and many more...

hot girl: *reaches down a boy's pants upon being aroused* "Wait, where is your... oh... is that.. *touches it* ..it??"

boy: "Yeah... I forgot to tell you... I have a chode..."

hot girl: "Oh that's okay hun... well... not really... ... ..."

*awkward silence followed by a the girl breaking up with the boy and never contacting him again*

by AndrogenAngel June 29, 2011

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Chode

An asian Woman with a huge dick and she puts sprinkles on it before she gets a blow job from the man.

Did you hear about that asain women that got a blow job on her chode?

by dude405 April 11, 2011

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a chode is when a guys dick has a larger width than the actual length of the dick!

While the girl was giving her man a blowjob her mouth could not fit around the penis because the guy hass a chode!

by BELLAHOE May 17, 2008

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chode

penis has more width then length

Yianni is a chode who has a crush on Tyler!

by 8d88 April 16, 2008

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chode

A penis that has unique physical shape. The penis it self has wider than it's length. 8>

'im gonna shove my chode up your ass and open it up like a packet of chips'

by HotHotJism April 23, 2004

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Chodely

1) A way to insult a guy in saying that he is so lame and fat, almost looking like a person size chode in male form. He also has to be cocky and horny but get no girls.

2) Can also be used as fat and ugly

1) He is so chodely, I have a hot snack everytime I see him because he is so ugly and fat! PLEASE DON'T DATE HIM!

2) Ew that sausage is so chodely looking!

by Hotmess27 September 13, 2009

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