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Catholic Answers 

1. A website supposedly ran by some Catholic Laymen. It is supposedly supposed to provide sources where Catholics can have discussions, and speak about issues regaurding religion.

2. A Supposedly Catholic website with a secret Fundamentalist Catholic Agenda. Most of the topics are about trying to make sense of some forgery of a fake prophecy concerning the end of the world.

3. A Traditionalist Catholic website that spends most of their time badmouthing Protestants, but if a Protestant comes by and says anything to defend their religion, they get banned.

4. A traditionalist Catholic Website that lets you talk about some absurd "Prophecy" attributed to an 11th cent saint, supposedly who was given a list of all the popes up until the end of the world. However, the prophecy was rediscovered in the 1590's and all the popes after that point are all extremely inaccurate, meaning it is some Forgery. However, you cannot talk about some actual sensible apparition at Medjudgorge, since it has not been officially approved yet. Go figure.
Catholic Answers Thread: Martin Luther the son of the Devil, and the AntiChrist.

Info: He was a wicked man, full of blasphemy.

Another User
Religion: Lutheran Status: Banned
Answer: He was just trying to fix the problems going on in the Church.
Catholic Answers by jdogruff January 24, 2010

Catholic Beth 

A girl who loves sex, has it so loud and shouts God when she orgasms. Goes for midnight walks and has Catholic sex.
“Who’s that girl? Oh her? That’s Catholic Beth
Catholic Beth by Fitlover173 October 12, 2017

catholic miscarriage 

When a woman or girl claims to have had a miscarriage, but in reality has had an abortion. The purpose of the lie is to not bring shame, offend, or incur the wrath of her heavily Catholic family.
Woman 1: Did you hear that Maggie went and had a Catholic miscarriage.
Woman 2: God, that old scam? We need some damn feminism up in here.

Catholic Baptism 

the action of a priest ejaculating on the face of a minor.
John: "Did you hear what happened to those Altar Boys?"

Brian: "yeah, heard they got a Catholic Baptism"

Catholic Bypass

The good ole poophole loophole. Allowing one to engage in anal sex before marriage while still technically being a virgin.
Damn bro, she was saving herself for marriage so I took the catholic bypass”
Catholic Bypass by marseddie February 3, 2021

Catholic van 

An 8 to 12 passenger van driven by Catholics opposed to contraception.
Marry her and you’ll be buying a Catholic van before you know it.
Catholic van by prudepossum August 9, 2021