Definitions by prudepossum

Catholic van 

An 8 to 12 passenger van driven by Catholics opposed to contraception.

Marry her and you’ll be buying a Catholic van before you know it.

Catholic van by prudepossum August 9, 2021

spot fucker

Someone who backs into a parking spot incorrectly and makes numerous back-and-forth “pumps” in an attempt to properly align the car, causing several near accidents due to the unexpected reversing.

I almost got hit by a spot fucker today.

spot fucker by prudepossum August 9, 2021