capptastrophy

When someone bullshits theirselves into a catastrophe

Danielle be cappin so much, that shit gonna end up in a capptastrophy.

by BCTHEBEAST January 22, 2020

catastroppose

To assume the person you're arguing with believes the most virulent, absolute, irrational form of the opposing argument

Leonard was constantly catastropposing me on facebook. I tried not to catastroppose him back, but something got the better of me.

by unbob August 29, 2020

catastroshit

Unexpected dieohria that results in a large mess

I had abit of a catastroshit last night. I'm never ordering chinese food again

by Captain catastroshit July 18, 2021

catastrohphe

A severe mishap caused by and/or involving either Austrian rum or Detroit beer.

In da infamous/hilarious "How to change the oil in your car --- woman's way vs. man's way" essay, da dude's beer-soaked way has about ten times as many steps as da gal's, and ends in a total catastrohphe!

by QuacksO July 28, 2021

Caltastrophe

Basically Catastrophe but if you insert the name Cal infront of it, so it is used in the same scenarios but centred around this one person. Can only be used properly by anyone named Cal.

"The fact that there are only six sausage rolls instead of seven sausage rolls is quite a Caltastrophe!!!!"

by Cal_The_Dumb_Bitch May 30, 2022

Cartastrophe

Any situation involving 1. Sufficient cars and 2. Sufficiency stupid drivers of said car that's a nightmare to deal with.

Dammit, we'll never get through that cartastrophe out of this parking lot

by Chunkmastarr January 9, 2026

Dirty cuntastrophy

The act of eating a used condom out of the vagina after the woman had an affair.

Last night I went down on Debbie and had a dirty cuntastrophy.

by Justspeakinfrumexperience March 10, 2021