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capptastrophy

When someone bullshits theirselves into a catastrophe
Danielle be cappin so much, that shit gonna end up in a capptastrophy.
by BCTHEBEAST January 22, 2020
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catastrophy

Misspelling of 'catastrophe'. One of those scenarios when you know the word looks wrong, but you can't figure out what's wrong with it.
I mispelled 'catastrophy'.
by How Inane December 8, 2010
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catastrophy

He thought that he was marrying for love, but his young and pretty second wife turned out to be a catastrophy who was more interested in spending his money than in spending any time with him.
by Pamelot September 22, 2011
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Catastrophysics

The branch of physics (specifically Astrophysics) that deals with major events that could cause devastation on a vast scale (usually known as catastrophes) and how to make sure they don't happen or at the very least try and find a way to reduce the impact of any given catastrophe.
News in Catastrophysics: A large Earth-killing asteroid is likely to hit us within the next century and there's nothing we can do about it!
by Will [Neffers] March 21, 2013
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catastrophy

When a relationship that should have got going, is hindered by a bizarre situation.

The predominant character hopefully plucks up the guts to ask the other one out to sort out problems and start again.

Also when a cyber relationship develops as a result of all the above.
Katy and Ken's relationship became a catastrophy as it was momentarily fucked up by confusion - took a while, but catastrophy healed and things got going good...
by The Mamma with the Quan December 10, 2007
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Craptastrophy

A catastrophic event involving poop. Generally, any situation with an undesirable outcome.
1. Suzy's home owner's insurance would not cover the major craptastrophy caused when her seven German Shepherds ate the Chinese food for the picnic.
by Anal Czar September 14, 2010
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Catastrophy

An award for the cat with the cutest butt. A cat ass trophy
That cat wins the Catastrophy
by Wee gosle July 12, 2024
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