Butthole Buffet

An event in which three or more buttholes of all shapes and sizes are readily available for the insertion of ones finger in order to taste and review said butthole. Similar to a wine tasting, the taster is to insert his or her finger to the first knuckle, rotate the finger clockwise 180 degrees and remove. The taster now has what is known as a "poop finger". Hints of dinner and notes of the butthole owners overall health and diet should be noted and discussed. Next, place the poop finger inside your mouth and leave it on your tounge one second for every 10 years the butthole has aged. Exhale and enjoy.

Last nights butthole buffet was great! They brought in that elderly Korean man with the heavy curry diet, a newbie butthole from Ireland, a donkey from Central America, and a Thia ladyboy hooker. I used the same finger 3 times in a row and made a butthole suicide. It was by far most diverse buffet to date

by Blank thoughts November 9, 2012

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Blue Butthole

An alcoholic beverage consisting of blueberry infused gin and club soda. It is sometimes garnished with frozen blueberries.

"I'll have a Blue Butthole with a dick on the side."

"I had one too many Blue Buttholes last night."

by Zachary Utz April 13, 2007

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Color Match Your Butthole

When getting the right nude lipstick color make it match the color of your butthole.

Girl 1: Hey what nude color lipstick should i get?
William: Color match your butthole
Girl 1: PERFECT

by Bootifuk February 17, 2015

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butthole drums

The slapping, whether by accident or design, of any part of the male genitalia on the anus during sexual relations.

1. Yeah, I played the butthole drums on my ol' lady last night, just so's she'd know what was coming.(indicative of anal intercourse)
2. I played the butthole drums with my nutsack last night. (As in the missionary position)

by Ken Wheeler April 14, 2009

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