Two idiots who drive side by side because neither wants to nut up an pass the other. Usually at least one of them is texting
by Tatstastic July 23, 2012
Get the Bumper Buddiesmug. Parliment Lights, due to the fact that one can take a bump (a fairly nice size) of coke from the filter.
by B-Money-atpgfog7 July 2, 2006
Get the coke bumpersmug. The word/s on the butt of a girl's booty shorts and sweats. Words range from Pink, Bootylicious, and Sexy.
by Whizzurd48 September 2, 2010
Get the Bumper Stickermug. Noun, Verb. The act of intentionally, for erotic sexual or sexual entertainment purposes 'bump' or slap another person, usually female with varying degrees of intensity or ferocity, usually female, in the head or face from any direction or yaw at the discretion of the provider of the described 'wiggly bumper' with a so called 'semi-chub,' otherwise known as a semi erect penis.
James: God Damn Becky look at that bad bitch over there!
Becky: Ew she looks so dirty!
James: Yup, and she is just askin for the wiggliest of the Wiggly Bumpers of ever and id give it to her!
Becky: Whats a wiggly bumper?
James: Ask your boyfriend
Ben: Hey babe lets get a little frisky.
Becky: Can you show me what a wiggly bumper is?
Ben: oh you could get wiggly bumpered and I know you need it!!
Becky: SHOW ME THE WAY OF THE WIGGLY BUMPEEERRRR!
Becky: Ew she looks so dirty!
James: Yup, and she is just askin for the wiggliest of the Wiggly Bumpers of ever and id give it to her!
Becky: Whats a wiggly bumper?
James: Ask your boyfriend
Ben: Hey babe lets get a little frisky.
Becky: Can you show me what a wiggly bumper is?
Ben: oh you could get wiggly bumpered and I know you need it!!
Becky: SHOW ME THE WAY OF THE WIGGLY BUMPEEERRRR!
by ogmudbonethugs December 19, 2013
Get the Wiggly Bumpermug. by peepeeannihalator March 15, 2021
Get the Bumper carsmug. Driving so close to the car in front of you that if the front of ur car had a penis it would go to town on the bumper of the car in front of you
Hanna: my back bumper is all fucked up because some asshole on 95 was bumper fucking me
Hannah: why are we friends
Hannah: why are we friends
by murph.02 July 21, 2017
Get the bumper fuckingmug. by Home bag October 6, 2019
Get the Taco bumpersmug.