Skip to main content

Bojangler

A person who wastes time, takes too long to get ready, is always late and leaves everyone waiting.
Has anyone seen Jay, we are supposed to leave in 20 minutes?
He has to stop for gas, see a friend, and pick up some food. He'll meet us here soon.
Bah! He's such a bojangler
by Julie Jo October 20, 2008
mugGet the Bojangler mug.

Bojangle

Noun. Bojangle (plural brojangles)
One who has been shaped by a series of maladaptive sociosexual traits for not less than twenty five years ; one who has turned to error as a result of a nonexistent or underdeveloped sexual organs; one who has turned to a twisted sense of values or morals entwined with self harm/degrading and generally frowned upon cuckoldery in order to relate to their shortcomings; A person whose sexual habits are not considered acceptable.

Synonym: (slang) Boje, Pleasure Bean, Leee’s property

Antonyms: alphamale, lovable, hung.

Usage: That Bojangle was trying to spy on us while we changed clothes; A Bojangle assaulted Maria with its tiny pleasure bean; Leee the sadistic homosexual hasn’t got himself a Bonjangle since 1991; Roddey is a Bojangle and so is his son; As you can see, the Doberman has been held captive by a Bojangle.

Usage notes: In contemporary usage, Bojangle is usually understood to refer to a sexually perverted person who turns to a particularly dark form of perversion, and feigns a persona of emotional and spiritual enlightenment while attempting to harm their ugly genitalia. A Bojangle will emit unsettling energy detected most potently by Pug dogs. Traditionally the word was mainly associated with persons of false religious beliefs, cultism, self delusion and a deep hatred for their inability to be liked, loved or tolerated by any person whatsoever.
I haven’t seen someone pretend to be happy, yet loathe themselves and hurt their sexual organs for the pleasure of post op transsexuals since 1991 - they are a Bojangle
by Boomboomman2608 June 18, 2021
mugGet the Bojangle mug.
Related Words

the allegory of bojangles

arising in seattle, wa during early june 2006, the allegorical nature of "mr. bojangles," star of many 1930s shirley temple films as well as subject for a protest song from the 1960s, alludes to the subconscious desire even the most free man has to give his pride away in order to dance a little bit.

to bojangle (v.): to dance about life with the same sadness and glib irony as bojangles himself did.
by witn September 3, 2008
mugGet the the allegory of bojangles mug.

Botamian Prophecy

The Botamian Prophecy was a premonition that predicted the exact day and time that the Botamian supreme ruler Peezy was born - January X. It proposed that a savior would fall from sky to guide the weakened civilization, riding on top of a star.

In the premonition, the star crashes into the top of a large Botamian structure, falling through to the middle where moonlight was to dance through the newly created void. The current ruler at the time, along with the villagers, would follow a beam of light that stretched far beyond the clouds.

Based on the brief synopsis of the prophecy, the villagers didn't expect the savior to be a child and quickly grew skeptical of the Prophecy's claims.
Many Botamians abandoned the Botamian Prophecy, believing it was a mere fairy tale.
by B Peezy September 24, 2011
mugGet the Botamian Prophecy mug.

bojmir

bojmir is as stated b4 hand a 'rimjob' backwards. simon has experienced this on a full scale and we all know that kim enjoys giving these lots
aaahhhh simon ur ring is so crusty
by hunter April 18, 2005
mugGet the bojmir mug.

bajammin'

Yo dat kid is bajammin'!
by CHood October 29, 2008
mugGet the bajammin' mug.

bojangle

v. When people say they're gonna do something and don't. Maybe also be used as a noun where someone is a known "bojangler." Origin: Northern Virginia.
It was supposed to be a huge party but everyone bojangled so it was just the three of us.
by Leeds N. October 16, 2005
mugGet the bojangle mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email