Banter Sharks

Banter Sharks are the metaphorical term for the increasing banter in somebody or a group. Banter is characterised into a physical form of a shark where the Banter Sharks are out to get you.

James: "Elliot, shut the fuck up."
Aaron: "I'm afraid he's completely lost, the Banter Sharks have got to him..."

by #trio November 28, 2013

banterlord

the Lord of exquisite banter

That guy is a Banterlord

by Banterlord September 6, 2015

Binder

Deboobinator

A: Is that a chestbinder?
B: No. Deboobinator
A: But, I-
B: DEBOOBINATOR

by Deboobinator January 10, 2022

Toxic Banter

Banter of an exceptionally high standard; the best kind of banter available; so good can actually have an adverse and harmful effect on those involved in the banterering.

Shewar: "Last night was jokes. I don't feel too good this morning though"

Will: "Yeah, it was Toxic Banter "

Shewar: "Bare toxic"

by Shewar August 10, 2007

Emergency Banter

The use of poor comebacks during an argument.

Person 1: "You're stupid"
Person 2: "So is your mum!"
Person 1: "Emergency Banter!!"

by ChollyClark December 23, 2009

Box Binder

Panties with a built-in corset apparatus intended to conceal what is often crassly referred to as "fat upper pussy"

"Grandma looks terrific in her new bathing suit! Is she wearing a Box Binder?"

GRANDMA (laughing coquettishly): "I'll never tell!"

by Three Cheers For Donkeys May 8, 2010

Epic Banter Fail

A particularly disgusting phrase implying any of the following:

1. 'Epic banter' has just failed.
2. 'Banter' has just failed in an 'epic' way
3. A fresher tried to use every word they just learned at university in one go and ironically suffered an 'epic banter fail' themselves.

NB: NEVER say this.

John: "Last night was epic!"
Sophie: "Yeah, so much banter!"
Alison: "No, last night was a fail!"
Fresher: (panics) EPIC BANTER FAIL! *cough*

by pianofortepianoforte January 3, 2011