Bible study 

1. A thinly veiled cover-up for cuddling and otherwise being physically familiar with another, especially when those involved already have significant others.
2. Cuddling, etc., while talking about the Bible.

Sorry the door was the locked. We were having Bible study.

Bible study by Outside Onlooker July 1, 2010

bible jockey

Someone who lives for the bible, constantly quoting it.

"fucking bible jockeys, always picket the abortion clinics!"

bible jockey by 1pwnj3$u$ October 18, 2006

bible belt 

The Confederecy.

It's not good to be a black person in the Bible Belt.

bible belt by Screamapillar March 3, 2004

bible dumping 

The act of using God as an excuse to break up with a significant other.

Carlee: I think God is trying to tell me we just aren't going to work out.

Jessica: I really want to be with you, but God has different plans for me.

Ron: Why is the bible dumping me?

bible dumping by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009

Bible Spice 

Name of someone who is also known as a bible thumper or holy roller.

Wow that Sarah Palin is quite the Bible Spice isn't she.

Bible Spice by Twatever October 29, 2008

Bible thumper 

An individual who justifies his/her actions by quoting Bible passages. They often reject scientific evidence, pass judgement on others, and have a know-it-all attitude. Most have lost the ability to think critically.

As our Biology teacher showed us pictures of Lucy, a fairly well-preserved Australeopithicus fossil and tried to explain how she had characteristics of both extinct primates and some current primates such as apes, chimpanzees, and humans, some Bible thumper in the back of the room yelled out "We din't come from no monkeys!"

Bible thumper by toolguru November 12, 2007

Bible Humper 

A Christian religious fanatic, commonly seen in Georgia or other parts of the Bible Belt. Bible Humpers love the Bible, so they hump it.

Bible Humper - "Go to church or go to hell. I'm trying to save you."

Sane person - "Shut up Bible Humper."

Bible Humper by Tiff January 30, 2004