1. The SS of the Kansas City Chiefs who glamorously ended the 2008 NFL season for Tom Brady in Week 1, by bending his knee the wrong way and snapping pretty much anything attached to that knee. This caused the Patriots to miss the playoffs for the first time since 2002, and drop from an 18-1 season to an 11-5 season. God knows how Brady will be in 2009 thanks to this man.
2. national hero
3. The greatest football player to ever play in the NFL.
4. Someone who takes care of something really annoying that's been bothering you.
2. national hero
3. The greatest football player to ever play in the NFL.
4. Someone who takes care of something really annoying that's been bothering you.
Definition 1 Example: "HOLY FUCK MY NEW FAVORITE PLAYER IS BERNARD POLLARD!!!"
Definition 2 Example: "OMG! The president should award a medal to Bernard Pollard."
Definition 3 Example: "DID U SEE THAT HIT?? BRADY'S DONE! I'M VOTING BERNARD POLLARD FOR THE PRO BOWL!!"
Definition 4 Example: "That bully was picking on me the other day again. Luckily I hired a Bernard Pollard so I don't have that problem anymore."
Definition 2 Example: "OMG! The president should award a medal to Bernard Pollard."
Definition 3 Example: "DID U SEE THAT HIT?? BRADY'S DONE! I'M VOTING BERNARD POLLARD FOR THE PRO BOWL!!"
Definition 4 Example: "That bully was picking on me the other day again. Luckily I hired a Bernard Pollard so I don't have that problem anymore."
by t0mbreidyh8ter April 15, 2009
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They often make 'phantom' comments that confuse and puzzle the average listener.
They often make 'phantom' comments that confuse and puzzle the average listener.
Commenter 1:"im still looking for ''Bernard's'' comment"
Commenter 2:"someone please tell me who in the fuck is bernard"
Commenter 1:"fuck u bernard. u wasted 10 minutes of my life looking for your comment"
Commenter 2:"someone please tell me who in the fuck is bernard"
Commenter 1:"fuck u bernard. u wasted 10 minutes of my life looking for your comment"
by LukeHandle January 1, 2012
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/bə nɑ di/
Noun (plural):
The visible marks on an undergarment caused by a shart (singular: bernardi)
Synonym: skid marks
NB: while skid marks may be attributed to poor wiping, bernardi are distinct as the results of a shart.
Noun (plural):
The visible marks on an undergarment caused by a shart (singular: bernardi)
Synonym: skid marks
NB: while skid marks may be attributed to poor wiping, bernardi are distinct as the results of a shart.
"Of all the bernardi, the South Australian Senator's bernardus was the biggest and foulest"
*Prrrrrrppp* "Ewwww, I wonder if that shart left a single bernardus or a Jackson Pollock-esque canvas of bernardi?"
*Prrrrrrppp* "Ewwww, I wonder if that shart left a single bernardus or a Jackson Pollock-esque canvas of bernardi?"
by CitizenConcern July 15, 2016
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Despite him having a tall and muscular physique and a stern look in his eyes when his thoughts wander through the dark abysses but also enlightened convolution of his mind, he is the sweetest and most caring person one could ever have the honour to meet.
His physical strength coincides with his stalwart and dedicated character and stands in harmonious contrast to all his kind and generous qualities.
His love for history, movies and sports just add to his diverse personality and make him to the most interesting friend and lover one could ever have.
If one ever meets a Bernardo in the wild it is important to know how lucky and furtunate they are, partly because this will be one of the rarest incidences to ever occur since he mostly devotes his time to family, the gym or the singing of various songs and genres to someone who is dear to him.
However, if such an encounter does happen, it is also crucial to not get lost in the depths of his amber coloured eyes, golden skin and breath-takingly dashing smile, since Bernardos tend to have very jealous partners.
Despite him having a tall and muscular physique and a stern look in his eyes when his thoughts wander through the dark abysses but also enlightened convolution of his mind, he is the sweetest and most caring person one could ever have the honour to meet.
His physical strength coincides with his stalwart and dedicated character and stands in harmonious contrast to all his kind and generous qualities.
His love for history, movies and sports just add to his diverse personality and make him to the most interesting friend and lover one could ever have.
If one ever meets a Bernardo in the wild it is important to know how lucky and furtunate they are, partly because this will be one of the rarest incidences to ever occur since he mostly devotes his time to family, the gym or the singing of various songs and genres to someone who is dear to him.
However, if such an encounter does happen, it is also crucial to not get lost in the depths of his amber coloured eyes, golden skin and breath-takingly dashing smile, since Bernardos tend to have very jealous partners.
Girl: hey have you seen that handsome, interesting, hilarious and impressively built guy who even makes Taylor Swift songs sound like masterpieces?
Girl 2: yea, that's Bernardo... You should back off tho. He is taken
Girl 2: yea, that's Bernardo... You should back off tho. He is taken
by Aleida March de la Torre February 2, 2018
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Burghardt is also known for their intelligence. Throughout the timelines the Burghardt R known for their almost always successful achievements. Or known for being productive, positive, outgoing, stead fast , including always ready and prepared for Anything. whither it's being used for a positive or A solid UNFORGETTABLE reputation on having a professional unsupervised experience with literally speaking anything and everything that is a high risk of death. Which leads us to believe Burghardt are known to most of the times be able to SELF TEACH themselves. Always known for being reasonable but always tidily presentable
when ingaged with the works they do because of their always never could disappoint anyperson even if trying to do so with purposes. Very MUCH liked or yes sometimes even Praised. Known for being Incredibly smart, resourceful, crafty, but somewhat of a held to very high standard individual when it comes to being respected, and or ingaged unexpected casual but tense when being confronted with them.
Burghardt is also known for their intelligence. Throughout the timelines the Burghardt R known for their almost always successful achievements. Or known for being productive, positive, outgoing, stead fast , including always ready and prepared for Anything. whither it's being used for a positive or A solid UNFORGETTABLE reputation on having a professional unsupervised experience with literally speaking anything and everything that is a high risk of death. Which leads us to believe Burghardt are known to most of the times be able to SELF TEACH themselves. Always known for being reasonable but always tidily presentable
when ingaged with the works they do because of their always never could disappoint anyperson even if trying to do so with purposes. Very MUCH liked or yes sometimes even Praised. Known for being Incredibly smart, resourceful, crafty, but somewhat of a held to very high standard individual when it comes to being respected, and or ingaged unexpected casual but tense when being confronted with them.
Burghardt are known to be very high held respected individuals who are still improving their minds becoming intelligant and EDUCATES the mind for a hobby. And being gifted , with overflowing talents and swift speed doing a million task at once.
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