beating out a log

masturbating while pooping

We could hear the porn playing on his computer while he was in the bathroom beating out a log

by champ-erbator August 24, 2010

Beating the Mattress

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?

"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."

"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."

by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012

Beating the old boy's

The term is a slang used in New Zealand which describes one whom stimulates one's or own genitals with hand. The old boys refers to the hand beating the testicles while stimulating the penis.

Playing Solo: Braxton's brother Ronald told me that he walked into Braxton's room and he was beating the Beating the old boy's

Playing friends: Hey Ragsag you want to go somewhere private to beat the old boy's

by D_strikes September 18, 2017

Beating My Bone

To knock on the sternum of one's chest.

"My mom walked in on me beating my bone"

by Mick Nuts February 15, 2019

Bettina Vicentini

She is the best on her class she also studies on ofs. And loves sushi. Her names means blessed and her last name is Italian. SHES SUPER NICE :D

You are such a Bettina VIcentini - its the same thing as amazing

by BNKGUHKILUOVLKUGNVLJHNGECJLQKN February 2, 2021

Becking call

Not to be confused with “beck and call”, this is much better.

Yeah Tiana-Rae has always been at my becking call since she fucked up my life embarrassing me all the time.

by cock 7 April 1, 2021

Bertin

Pulls too many bitches….he can get anyone he wants n all the bitches on his phone.He is super cool n the best person ever. Got to many hoes n is rich for real.

Bertin gets too many bitches….his phone hurtin.

by Bih/Im/him May 9, 2022