basil_gardening_scissors

baisl
made fun of for a spelling error they made, i will defend them

“i can’t believe basil_gardening_scissors misspelled basil, yikes”
“yeah okay and what about it you pissbaby”

by astraoria July 3, 2021

basil

probably some type of fucking shy quiet boy or are you some plant

person 1: hey, what is basil
person 2: there are 2 definitions of basil.

by flayie June 26, 2023

thousand bajillion

Used to demonstrate such a ridiculous amount of time, you have to define it by a non-existent number.

I waited to have sex with you for like, a thousand bajillion years! That's way more than I ever would have waited for anyone else!

by JJ Sparkles November 21, 2012

Two Baillys

When you try to game a broken system, but the broken system screws you over. Because it's broken.

Fuck FPL man, I was trying to get two Baillys and all it did was give me one injured Ben Davies.

by secretboy78 August 18, 2018

james baillie

nobody loves this guy
james always humps guys, with his brother andrew

Oh no, james baillie is sucking again

by slam hammer 6400 January 7, 2020

woopdy do basil

a sarcastic way of saying 'i don't care', 'i do not give a damn'

amber - 'hey guys, I've got pasta for lunch'
bella - ' woopdy do basil, no one cares . . .'

by lifeologist February 24, 2015

basilling your lands

When you're playing Magic: The Gathering, and you arrange your lands in an unintuitive or illogical way.

Stuart: Dude, you're basilling your lands again! You stacked a Swamp on a Plains, and next to it, you stacked a Mountain on a Swamp! Put your damn Swamps together!
Marwa: Nah, bro, I like stackin' them this way.

by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017