Bartek

A Bartek is a prank that can be played on anyone who owns a mobile phone.

Step 1: Obtain their number.

Step 2: Give their number to everyone that you know the subject does not have in their phone.

Step 3: Everyone sends messages to them saying "You make me feel like Im the only girl in the world!".

Step 4: Sit back and watch them loose their shit for the next few weeks.

Works best if you keep the prank a secret from killjoys who will ruin it.

person 1(prankee): Who the F**K keeps sending me messages saying you make me feel like im the only girl in the world...

person 2(pranker): I dont know man, ill ask around.

person 1: *walks away*

person 2: that guy is going insane from the good ol Bartek prank hahaha

person 3(also pranker): hahaha he wont be sleeping tonight.

by yourroommateD February 21, 2011

Bateman

This is a verb used to describe the action of getting wasted, blowing a whistle and then pulling a random. This can gain respect but often involves getting a hangover and sleeping with a girl looking slightly like a mishapen horse

Oh I can't believe you were batemaning last night!

by Alex1234567 July 23, 2006

Batemanning

Named after business and life model Patrick Bateman, Batemanning is defined as the process of getting unbelievably fit and looking unbelievably good while doing important business looking things, watching stock quotes and making phone calls that bring in huge paychecks, all simultaneously or interchangeably and directly consecutively. This process must be supplemented with the most hype 80's music available, as well as exotic high protein diets and interaction with technological playthings.

Yo bitch, I'm sweating so profusely all over my hyper jacked body while I talk to this CEO on line 2 and the Dow just went up 300 points- take a picture of me Batemanning for my Twitter right now before I chop your tits off.

by BATEMANNING May 28, 2012

Barte

A black child w funny name

Omg u are such a barte

by Bbclañala September 27, 2018

Bartender

A person who mixes and serves drinks at a bar.

The bartender is making my drink.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

Barted

Another name for being high after hitting a “bart” (slang for THC cartridge).

I was so barted after hitting the Bart 12 times.

by Bigboyantyur July 8, 2021

Pocket Bartender

To Cut A Man's Dick Off

Mike: "Dubie, I'm goin' to pocket bartender you in the dick."
Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"

by DubDiesel January 29, 2009