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Batemanning 

Named after business and life model Patrick Bateman, Batemanning is defined as the process of getting unbelievably fit and looking unbelievably good while doing important business looking things, watching stock quotes and making phone calls that bring in huge paychecks, all simultaneously or interchangeably and directly consecutively. This process must be supplemented with the most hype 80's music available, as well as exotic high protein diets and interaction with technological playthings.
Yo bitch, I'm sweating so profusely all over my hyper jacked body while I talk to this CEO on line 2 and the Dow just went up 300 points- take a picture of me Batemanning for my Twitter right now before I chop your tits off.
Batemanning by BATEMANNING May 28, 2012
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batmaning 

planking from an inverted position so that your feet are flexed on the top of an object. gives the appearance that one is a bat, or batman
batmaning is way more intense than planking
batmaning by amann24 August 30, 2011

Batmanning 

The act of pulling out during doggy style, then saying "To the batcave!" And proceeding to put it in her ass.
Hey babe, you wanna try batmanning tonight? It'll be fun!
Batmanning by Shurikinney June 30, 2020

Batmanning 

The act of taking someone out to the movies, and walking through an alley, and shooting them.
Mark "What happened last night man"
Jacob "Man I went batmanning with a girl"
Mark" What the fuck dude?!?!"
Batmanning by Dinosaur Peenus January 25, 2017

batmaning 

When one is driving at night, turns off their lights and says "Batman".This dangerous technique is used to evade enemies in pursuit. If possible, pull into a dark side alley to let them pass. This tactic is useful for evading police as well.
"Dude, they're tailing us. What we going to do?"

-turns off headlights-

"No worries man. I'm batmaning!"
batmaning by dangles November 1, 2012

Batmaning 

Finding out as much information on a person without their knowledge using mutual friends or social media.
"I met this really nice girl in class the other day. I think its time to begin Batmaning"
Batmaning by MikeKeaton August 23, 2012

Batmanning 

Hanging upside down from something by the strength of your feet and ankles
Retard: "I'm going to take a pic of me planking!"

Bad ass: "Planking is for pussies, I'm batmanning"
Batmanning by mrbigmclargehuge September 1, 2011