Batemanning

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Named after business and life model Patrick Bateman, Batemanning is defined as the process of getting unbelievably fit and looking unbelievably good while doing important business looking things, watching stock quotes and making phone calls that bring in huge paychecks, all simultaneously or interchangeably and directly consecutively. This process must be supplemented with the most hype 80's music available, as well as exotic high protein diets and interaction with technological playthings.

Yo bitch, I'm sweating so profusely all over my hyper jacked body while I talk to this CEO on line 2 and the Dow just went up 300 points- take a picture of me Batemanning for my Twitter right now before I chop your tits off.

Batemanning by BATEMANNING May 28, 2012

Words you can keep

batmaning

planking from an inverted position so that your feet are flexed on the top of an object. gives the appearance that one is a bat, or batman

batmaning is way more intense than planking

batmaning by amann24 August 30, 2011

Related Words

Batemanning • batmanning • BARKMANNING • Barkmanning it • BATEmanizing • Batmanington • Batman'ing • batman wings

Batmanning

The act of pulling out during doggy style, then saying "To the batcave!" And proceeding to put it in her ass.

Hey babe, you wanna try batmanning tonight? It'll be fun!

Batmanning by Shurikinney June 30, 2020

Batmanning

The act of taking someone out to the movies, and walking through an alley, and shooting them.

Mark "What happened last night man"
Jacob "Man I went batmanning with a girl"
Mark" What the fuck dude?!?!"

Batmanning by Dinosaur Peenus January 25, 2017

batmaning

When one is driving at night, turns off their lights and says "Batman".This dangerous technique is used to evade enemies in pursuit. If possible, pull into a dark side alley to let them pass. This tactic is useful for evading police as well.

"Dude, they're tailing us. What we going to do?"

-turns off headlights-

"No worries man. I'm batmaning!"

batmaning by dangles November 1, 2012

Batmaning

Finding out as much information on a person without their knowledge using mutual friends or social media.

"I met this really nice girl in class the other day. I think its time to begin Batmaning"

Batmaning by MikeKeaton August 23, 2012

Batmanning

Hanging upside down from something by the strength of your feet and ankles

Retard: "I'm going to take a pic of me planking!"

Bad ass: "Planking is for pussies, I'm batmanning"

Batmanning by mrbigmclargehuge September 1, 2011

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026