Mr. Barber

The assistant-principal who works hard to keep hats/hoods off heads in the halls of Twin Valley.

"Where did your hat go, Kevin?"
"Oh, Mr. Barber, took it."

by Bruh413 November 4, 2019

barber slap

A singular slap to the back of the neck when someone you know recently has a haircut within the past a day or two

Man, this haircut is awesome but I've been getting barber slaps all day

by Dreamon313 May 22, 2016

barbie

The reason for little girls hating the way they look

"Mommy, Why can't I look like Barbie?"

by Dumby August 4, 2007

Half-barrel barbecue

A barbecue made out of a rusty barrel cut in half. Also known as a Pork Scotch Oven this shitty type of barbecue is most commonly used by little fat men with horrifically ugly girlfriends.

Thought you said the little twat had a barbecue.

Its over there, look. A half-barrel barbecue. Its a barbecue for complete losers.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 6, 2009

Caribou Barbie

Sarah Palin, Mooselini, Republican VP Candidate

Caribou Barbie is the lipstick, not the pig.

by Bigsnowdog October 29, 2008

bambeezie

mixture of bamboozeled, and beezie,

bamboozeled meaning tricky or fooling
beezie meaning bitch

- bambeezie means tricky bitch.

Copy Wright- James Younan 2009

That bambeezie, stole my baby daddy.

by Jamesischarmed December 6, 2009

Barber Shop Throwover

A Barber Shop Throwover is the act of masturbating while under the concealment of a barber or salon apron during a haircut or other cosmetic treatment. A proper Barber Shop Throwover is performed with enough stealth and subterfuge as to not attract the attention of the hair professional. Nomenclature may differ widely based on geographical region, but Barber Shop Throwover and its associated etymology is considered the proper descriptive term.

Having received a raging boner from the hot female stylist, the man executed a Barber Shop Throwover with ninja-like precision.

by dustpan56 November 24, 2009