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Baltimore Crabcake

A devastating punch to the solar plexis or lower sternum, with ones middle knuckle protruding from the rest of his or her fist. If done correctly, the blow will possibly crack the sternum, similar to how one cracks the outer shell of a crab to get to its meat and make crabcakes, which Maryland is famous for. It can also incur internal bleeding, vomiting and perhaps even paralyzation.

It is not often used as it requires a great deal of force, and in the time the said Baltimoreon is charging up for his vicious blow, the other contender could easily execute a jab to the face or ribs, rendering the potential Crabcake useless and thus turning the tide of the fight.

Less known among the actual folk of Baltimore, it's more used among Baltimoreons who have left the city and use the attack as a sense of self pride for their birth city when in danger.

Heard to be reffered to also as a Dundalk Crabcake and a Chesapeake Punch. Similar moves from non-Baltimoreons have been jokingly called things such as The Angry Prairie Dog (reffering to how one out of five knuckles is sticking out, not unlike how a prairie dog rises from his hole to check the area) and The Knuckle of Destiny.
"James got into a fight with a guy in Tampa last week. Do you know the details?"

"Yeah, the guy was too busy mouthing off to his friends to notice James had wound up for a Baltimore Crabcake. The guy fell like a sack of shit."
by sixguns3 December 19, 2008
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charlie baltimore

used in the military, it means to be a cock blocker.
Man 1:Dude, I cant belive Dan would move in on that girl i was talking to.

Man 2:I know he's such a charlie baltimore!
by Zeal1 April 28, 2008
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Baltimore Ham

A slang term used for "watermellon" It is somewhat racist towards black people, implying that they cannot afford real ham, and that they have watermellon a lot.
Black Child: daddy can we please have ham for dinner
Black Man: sry sugar we cant afford a real ham. we'll have some watermellon and fried chicken instead. That stuffs baltimore ham!
by HorseLoverTry5 April 13, 2009
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Baltimore Barge

A rare sexual act taking part in a bathtub full of water. This act includes two partners laying in the bathtub. Both the participants take craps and whoever's shit floats across the water and hits the other person in the face first wins. No if ands or buts about it ...it is a two person sport.
Bermcats do not like to play Baltimore Barge due to thier lack of loving the taste of someone elses turds.
by ernietrickle February 16, 2010
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baltimore county

private school girls are the real sluts
leggings are a second language
party on the weekends

dress like hell on mondays
girls are more brave than the boys
belair boys can’t hang
they act broke by only carrying $50 in their wallet
the only place where girls with big pearls drive suvs and bump to the best music
look at that baltimore county girl wearing pearls bumping to lil uzi
by ijustwannalivelife January 16, 2018
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Baltimore anthem

Suttin', bang
You a-lyin'
Boom-tang, tang, toon-tang, toog-a-loog it
Fu-it-a-buh-it-a, bang, bang on a dooget
Wip-it-a-puh, ell-uh, tang, tang on a dooget
Het-a-luh-bell-uh-puh, bang, bang on a booget
Wip-it-a-luh-puh, ell-uh, tang, tang on a bipper
Hat-a-luh, bat-ell-uh, bang, bang on a whipper
A bang, bang too-pang, ta-loog-a-toog it
Hang the pang, pang, too-pang, toog-a-loog it
Fa-tiggle, bang, took-a-tangit, then, I pig-a-lang on a bang
Wip-it-a-puh, ell-uh, tang, tang on a tang
Hick-ell-a, ick-ell-uh, toon, toon, toogle-too
Hoont-a-pang suh-poon, tang, toog-a-loo (Uh!)
Pop a luh Toog-a-loo-too: Sank-nan
Hick-ell-a Bell-a-poont, nank-nan
Hang on a Bang-a-loont, nank-nan
Fig-a-la, pig-a-loo, tank-tan
Too-ga-la, too-ga-la, tang, tang on a faint, man
She wanna ake up and ein all on my booget
Come on, dish, ta-loo-ga-toog it
I said I'm out o' this booget, like, damn If you don't jig-a-la-dang, then you don't jig-a-la-bang, on the gang
Before I left, I had to hit you with the same:
If you don't jig-a-lang you don't bang
Bang, dooget.
Person 1: That Baltimore anthem song is so tuff my nigga
by SahilArora October 15, 2023
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Baltimore Bankroll

Noun: A sexual act in which the involved man fold his flaccid penis in half, secures a popsicle stick to it with rubber bands and and penetrates the involved woman's vagina
I drank too much and had to use the ol' Baltimore Bankroll technique
by Tom & Tyler July 18, 2022
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