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green balloons

Injurious sex caused by the perpetrator ignoring your safe words. Derived from former MO Speaker Rod Jetton's alleged assault and battery during sex, causing his sexual partner to go unconscious, and later blaming her for not using the safe words, "green balloons."
"Claudia's dead, because John tied her up during sex and went all green balloons on her."
by kucheeku December 8, 2009
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Balisong

Also know as a butterfly knife. A blade with two swinging handles, can be opened one-handed. Flashy yet dangerous for the person flipping it around.
I tried to throw my closed balisong in the air and catch it when it opened, but instead I sliced of my pinky finger.
by MuzlFlash August 10, 2003
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Balloons

Balloons are used to hold heroin (usually low grade H). A dealer will use un-filled balloons (the multi-colored, water balloons, most of the time) to place a small, universal weight, amount of heroin into. The weight of the heroin inside each balloon can vary depending on who packaged or "tied" them. The amount is usually about .1grams per balloon. People buy them in packs of 10 or more, and rarely buy/sell a single "balloon." Rumor has it, the reason heroin was originally put into these balloons, was so you could swallow them if need be, and not need medical attention.
J.Do: "Yo mang, can you hook me up wit sum dope, maybe sum of that black tar you had last week?"

J.Do2: "Nah fool, but I do gots some bomb BALLOONS ima sell fo cheap!"

Balloon Heroin Beez H Dope Powder
by Bort187 November 21, 2011
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poon balloon

So effectively what we're saying here is condom.
Care for a poon balloon before you ride the hershey highway on your meat motorbike?
by Ian Chode July 13, 2004
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Boom Balloon

Reece would have got that munter pregnant had it not been for that boom balloon he had in his wallet!
by rock monk July 16, 2007
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Hot Air Balloon Ride

The act in which a man gently glides his warm ballbag up a woman's body from her feet to her head and then gently lands them in her mouth.
I'm going to take her out for a nice dinner and then back to my place for a hot air balloon ride.
by El Duderino 23 October 20, 2011
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rusty balloon knot

A puckered asshole or anus. Given the name due to the similar look of said asshole/anus to a balloon's knot covered in rust.
Dude 1: Did you ever fuck that one bitch?
Dude 2: Nah bro, I was only able to tongue punch her rusty balloon knot.
by Helvetesturm October 21, 2013
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