The type of person who (for lack of brains, consideration or any other reason) cannot use an ATM in a timely manner.
Common behavior includes re-reading the screen several times, making incorrect selections despite the thorough reading process, and at the end of the transaction scrutinizing their receipt (before standing aside) like what just transpired was a miracle...all while oblivious to the growing line.
Extreme cases involve the mom who thinks it’s cute to have her 3 year old press the buttons, the business owner who thinks its ok to scan 72 checks in a row, and elderly person who forgot their glasses and "don't know how these machines work anyway".
Common behavior includes re-reading the screen several times, making incorrect selections despite the thorough reading process, and at the end of the transaction scrutinizing their receipt (before standing aside) like what just transpired was a miracle...all while oblivious to the growing line.
Extreme cases involve the mom who thinks it’s cute to have her 3 year old press the buttons, the business owner who thinks its ok to scan 72 checks in a row, and elderly person who forgot their glasses and "don't know how these machines work anyway".
Boss: Hey, haven't you been at lunch for over 2 hours now?
Employee: Yeah, but I was stuck behind an ATMoron. He was just trying to withdraw $20 and it took an hour.
Employee: Yeah, but I was stuck behind an ATMoron. He was just trying to withdraw $20 and it took an hour.
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by Messimaxhandlebean November 23, 2016
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2. A climate change policy premised on the institutionally promoted fear of extreme weather events on steroids.
2. A climate change policy premised on the institutionally promoted fear of extreme weather events on steroids.
You guys are victims of atmosfear.
Don't base your climate policy on atmosfear. There's a proactive stance and positive gain from curbing carbon emissions.
Don't base your climate policy on atmosfear. There's a proactive stance and positive gain from curbing carbon emissions.
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Only used to for a POSITIVE description of someone's or somethings PRESENCE NATURALLY, SPIRITUALLY AND PHYSICALLY.
Only used to for a POSITIVE description of someone's or somethings PRESENCE NATURALLY, SPIRITUALLY AND PHYSICALLY.
The ATMOSTRATICAL presence of the Lord was easily recongnized.
My girlfriend ATMOSTRACTICAL presence was veryy awesome in my feelings.
My girlfriend ATMOSTRACTICAL presence was veryy awesome in my feelings.
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