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Ask Cristina out day

On October 26 you are supposed to ask a Cristina out they have been waiting for such a long time and love you more than you know.
Ask Cristina out day is we’re you will be happy
by Love_28547 October 26, 2019
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ask me out boots

Much tamer than "Fuck me boots" because the heel is shorter and less spikey. It is merely an invitation to ask me out and see how it goes. While less sexy than FMB they are much sexier than "Ignore me boots".
Dude, did you see Amy today? She has her ask me out boots on, I think I will.
by jamison313 July 20, 2008
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Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow

A saying that basically means "Go to hell" or "See you in hell."

Can also mean "I'd rather be in hell"
Jill- "Are you ready for that huge test in Science tomorrow?"
John- "Ugh! Might as well ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow."

Billy- "Hey stupid face! I bet you like to rape iguanas and lick your mothers clitorus!
Greg- "Asshole! Why don't you Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow!"
by GuyWhoSexedAFish April 25, 2009
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Ask murderer

A black axe murderer. This stems from the way some blacks pronounce "ask" as "axe", this just going the other way.
Dude did you here about the axe murderer.

Yeah man but you can tell he's an ask murderer because there were watermelon seeds and fried bread drums next to the bodies.

Oh yeah. Didn't take that into consideration.
by askmurderer November 29, 2011
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Ask Twitter

Asking serious questions or looking for solutions to large or small problems using Twitter. Not caring how many followers you have, you just want answers.
The BP oil company, instead of asking professionals or scientists, went on to Ask Twitter for a solution to the Oil Spill.
by PoundPup0034 June 8, 2010
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Ask clown

This is a person who has all the worst traits from both an "ask hole" and an "ass clown".

It’s a dipshit that thinks he’s done it all and knows everything, yet constantly asks questions in to which the advice he’ll never use.
As soon as we started taking about outboard motors, that fucking "ask clown" Gary Chico has to pipe up about some new story of a super modified engine he was "involved with" that beat all others.

He’s such a fag, his stories are all lies.
by BAMF613 February 24, 2019
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Ask out a tennis girl day

October 27th is ask out a tennis girl day! Go up to that pretty girl you like that specifically plays tennis and ask her out!
Hey! Today is ask out a tennis girl day and I would like to know if you would go out with me?
by AlliApplesauce October 23, 2019
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