Whackin the Mule

Beatin your man-meat like it owes you money. Spankin the Wank. Chokin the Chicken. Flogging Your Log. etc.

I'm just sitting here whackin the mule like it owes me money...whatabout you?

by LustyLes March 27, 2013

wacking the weeds

When your jacking off and you mess with your ball hair.

As Jimmy was jacking off, he found himself wacking the weeds

by pandaman6669 October 6, 2016

Wacking Off

Stroking the salami

When your cousin apprentice op/emj is always Wacking off at Work!! Steven are you Wacking off again?

by Ohhhhhh you knowwww!! July 8, 2021

Wackington

Something that really sucks. Another way to say "wack".

Yo this food is 3/10, straight wackington bruh

by Temporary Cancer December 18, 2022

Waacking

A gay dance form used to express love between gay partners

Vekvi and Suman dancing on the roads of najafgarh with their sick waacking moves thereby awakening a dead LGBTQ culture in the heart of West Delhi.

by ashishgour January 30, 2024

Wacking the weed wacker

Jerking off the old meat stick

“Tell Lenny to stop wacking the weed wacker!!😕🫵”

by BigWeeneeMan14 February 12, 2024

whackting

When one acts whack

You know that dumb bastard whackting.

He, she, they whackted.

by ThumprSounds March 1, 2024