Terry Waite's allotment

(Simile.) Describes a badly overgrown ladygarden or punani in need of a lot of TLC. (And possibly an industrial-sized strimmer.)

"I pulled down her knickers, and she had a twat like Terry Waite's allotment! I've seen long-haired poodles with less hair than her!"

by Niall Brady February 9, 2003

Wait. What?

A phrase used to back the conversation up when you realize you weren't listening. You caught the ice cream end of the conversation,and oops, you wish you had heard the meat and potatoes. It could be important, so you use this phrase to try and sneak by the fact that you were thinking about dirty pics and bacon cheeseburgers while your friend was pouring their heart out. Hopefully they're so distraught they'll rewind and repeat without noticing.

"........And he left me there all drunk with no shoes and my weave falling out!"
"Wait. What?"

by sugarmonkey April 1, 2008

waiting line fiction

Low brow, formulaic fiction novels usually only found in grocery stores and drug stores. The only time they do get noticed/purchased is when the individual is forced to wait in line for a long time.

With titles like "No Escape" and "The Final Surrender," Bob figured both novels had to be good...after standing in line for 20 minutes. He only realized what he had when he got home; the novels were both waiting line fiction.

by 2 guys and a dog January 21, 2010

waitrose

a cool supermarket in the UK. not to be confused with sainsburys, asda, morrisons or tesco.

I like the deli at waitrose and the checkout girls are much better than tesco value

by henapen August 4, 2006

wait gain

the putting on of pounds while waiting for something and anxiously stress-eating

a: She looks huge! do you think she's preggers?
b: naw, i heard she's finally getting her scores back tomorrow...she's been wait gaining for ages man

by ajbrk December 15, 2008

drug waiter

someone who scores drugs for pals, until they come to expect it

"I'm not gonna be derek's drug waiter any longer - the dude only ever calls me when he wants to score"

by stendhalismo April 7, 2005

Just You Wait

Alexander Hamilton wants you to wait..... he is gonna do something very special so just you wait.

Just you wait is what Alexander Hamilton always says.

by Aid_Nic September 13, 2020