Watching Cops

1. The act of secretly masturbating.

2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.

Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?

Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.

1 1/2 hours later...

Craig: I'm back...

Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.

Craig: uh... Yeah.

by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011

Bog Watch

When a phantom person with turd issues, keeps filling the bowl every five minutes and clogging the toilets. You have to employ someone on 'Bog watch' to catch the culprit in action.

"Damn someone filled the bowl up again.......Scam, your on Bog Watch today"

by Nathan Madpig July 18, 2006

crowd watch

A large number of people who watch over specific areas each contributing relatively small amount information, typically via the Internet to secure said area.

Mansa was missing for a few days, but luckily the community crowd watch was able to locate him because a crowd watcher noticed him leaving the shrine center.

by Mansa Obi April 5, 2017

Watching Armageddon

A literal snore...
A movie that you put on (usually at a friend or families house) because the trailer looked cool.

But, geez...is it so long. Make sure you are on psych by mean lady Ellen degenerous.

By the “climax” be sure to feel that the movie is over. Yet...there is still an hour and a half yet

Person 1: Can I pick you up?
Person 2: Don’t! Animal crackers might fall out...like watching Armageddon

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020

watch the space

To tell people that you are going to great things in the future

Tom: You not gonna make it the NBA

Jerry: Watch the space

by Damion Brook February 18, 2020

Watch Re:Slime

Telling someone to watch pure greatness

Damn i need something amazing to watch
Xavier: Watch Re:Slime bro

by ThatSlimeX November 11, 2020

Half Watching

When a horror story so scary, you have to exit full-screen, and scroll down to cut the screen literally in half.

Apparently Beatrice only likes to see people walking around in the horror movie, when I asked her why, she said, "Oh, I'm half watching this episode."

by Tswole August 9, 2015