You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

What you say to someone you don't like.

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

Update when?

when the retarded green names tags spam everyday untill update 2

greentard; UpdaTE wHen?
any name tags color with right: SHUT UP

by yo gamer March 10, 2021

Nothing to update your status about

An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"

Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."

by Take 2 June 5, 2014

firmware update

Taking another Viagra.

ED is most definitely NOT an issue for me; in fact, da only trouble I have wif my penis's performance is its "jumping to attention" too EASILY and staying hard too LONG, and so I would hardly need any "firmware updates"!

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

Lucas Lynch Update?

Got back in touch with Lucas Lynch .Three years later I find him and now we've moved in together. Still an amazing man and still very handsome.

Lucas Lynch Update? For those who see

by stillshortsky January 26, 2025

Working on Update's

Windows most annoying feature

Person 1: He, Do you want to play games?

Person 2: No I have Windows update

Windows: * Working on update's 17% Please don't turn off the computer

by Tjempo July 16, 2020

Oxygen Updater

Oxygen Updater is a free Android app to receive OxygenOS Over The Air (OTA) updates faster. Easy, safe and supports all non-carrier OnePlus devices.

Indian: sir android 10 update when?!1
Intellectual: Just use Oxygen Updater, my man.

by SomeDumbAccount March 18, 2020