toed

The act of sticking a Toe up one's ass.

I was getting pissed off at Derek and I said "DATS IT, I'm gonna Toe you now"

by Zac James June 1, 2004

toed

To stick a toe into an oriface. Usually the anal or vaginal oriface.

Did you hear about Duffy? Yeah he toed his mom!

by Pimpy C September 28, 2005

nine toed woman.

a woman with only 9 toes. 5 on one foot and 4 on the other.

Walter: Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman.

by Mr. Kay November 15, 2006

Toed

To poke somebody in the vagina

I toed a girl

by Agfhdkyebsnajshsn January 8, 2017

Closed-Toed

Basically, a fashion shoe style, but can be used as a term for being closed-minded, narrow-minded, uptight and/or a Debbie-Downer....

Valarie says to Jim, "What do you mean, Wilbur can't use the girls bathroom, don't be so closed-toed."

by Huskergirl22 February 17, 2017

ten toed

To hit somebody so hard that they completely leave both their feet in the air for any amount of time, usually resulting in a KO

He got ten toed so bad from that hit, now he sleepin on the ground

by Anarchy99 August 30, 2015

toedad

a version of silly goose, or retard based on the extremity of your pronunciation.

he’s such a toedad

stop being a fucking toedad

by motheroftoads January 8, 2019