Twons

2 people that are SOOOO similar its fuckin mindbottling, but they are not related what so ever and they are of different genders.the only way u can be twons is if 1 of you is short/fun sized and the other is tall/awesome and u constantly make a constipated face and/or have luscious ginga flow.

name1: wanna hang out this week?

name2: i cant! me and my twon preform photosynthesis together on saturday, cuz u no were twons and such.

by im not creative with names July 11, 2011

Coventry Twos

Due to Coventry's skank-whore reputation this is the name given to "twos" (the sharing of a cigarette in a 50:50 fashion) except that here in the W-Midlands Coventry Twos implies that the person sharing (i.e. the badboy who didn't pay for the tabacco product) takes way above their 50% entitlement. More of a 85:15 cut.

Person A: Can I have a drag or twos on that, ta?
Person B: Yeah! Sure... Right... So you can Coventry Twos me...

by Mr Moley October 19, 2008

twoflusher

(n.)A crap so massive that is takes to flushes in order to not clog the toilet.

"Man, I had to go to the bathroom so bad. That was a twoflusher."

by E November 20, 2004

douce twos

22 inch rims

pulled up in the club with the douce twos gleeming.

by Rayl November 24, 2003

twofer

in mountaineering/hiking: Doing same or two different climbs/hikes back to back. Used by Ed Viestur in his book "No shortcut to the top".

Our plan included a twofer to Everest and Makalu.

by sytelus May 5, 2009

zero twosday

A national holiday celebrated by weebs everywhere focused around some dinosaur looking motherfucker called Zero Two.

Weeb 1: Bruh it’s zero twosday

Weeb 2: My wife left me and took the kids

by sandwich_ June 6, 2019

twofer

Scamming public transport by using one ticket for two people, normally in an underground system where you have to rush through the barriers.

"I can't afford a ticket"
"I've already got one, we could twofer"

by Abhinav September 26, 2005