tottenham hotspur

A crap footy team living in Arsenals shadow, shit fans shit ground shit team

5-4 to the champions

by Robin January 3, 2005

TOTMUR

Ass loving faggot who loves the cock aswell.

Wow look at that totmur banging that guy

by Ando December 19, 2004

Tottenham Hotspur

Fantastic North London football giants. Cosmopolitan support, unlike neighbouring clubs in the capital. Current top-rated English players include Jermain Defoe, Ledley King and Paul Robinson. Great players of the past include Glenn Hoddle, Gazza, Klinsmann and Jimmy Greaves.

Arsenal, West Ham and Chelsea fans will probably need to refer to a dictionary to find out what "cosmopolitan" means.

by Marc Walker January 26, 2005

tottymouth

Someone who's always bragging about all the great lookers he's been with, but you never actually see them.

Have you ever seen Phil's supermodel girlfriend?

Nah, he's all tottymouth.

by Cobra Sloth July 20, 2008

Tottleration

When you tollerate anoying tottlers because they are so adorable.

It was complete and total tottleration when I saw this whiney tottler but tollerated him because he was so adorable.

by Kevin and Rob March 25, 2010

totem pole sisters

two girls who share or have shared the same sexual partner

Girl 1: I had sex with Brad last night!
Girl 2: Wait...so did I.
Girl 1: I guess that makes us totem pole sisters!

by Brad the Dick April 14, 2014

Alabama Teeter Totter

When your penis is 2 inches inside of your Mom and your Dad’s penis is two inches inside of you and you’re confused about which way to move. Forward? Or backwards?

“Dude! We heard you got grounded what was the punishment?”
“Alabama Teeter Totter.”
“Oh...”

by allahu YEETbar November 20, 2018