phony-tail

A woman's ponytail that is entirely made up of weave or extensions.

Everyone can tell that's a phony-tail she's sporting. Yesterday she was damn near bald headed.

by DA GEMINI February 1, 2010

Douche Tail

Long, excess part of one's belt, that hangs down in a douchy way, possibly bringing attention to one's genitalia. Only exhibited by an individuals with belts that are way too long.

Wearing a size 54 belt to hold up size 46 trousers, or short trousers, dangling that excess piece of leather...or other synthetic fiber belt. That braided douche tail really kicks it up one notch.

by zach galifinoccia February 14, 2012

Appalachian Tailgate Buster

The act of driving a pickup truck to a remote location, putting the tailgate down and fucking a person senseless on it to the point the tailgate breaks off. Bonus points if you can keep fucking as the tailgate falls to the ground. Commonly done in the poorest regions of Appalachia thanks to the abundance of secluded land and the fact it is far less expensive than a hotel.

Jim Bob done gave me an Appalachian Tailgate Buster last night!

by Charli XXX December 16, 2014

Asiana Tail Drop

Explosive diarrhea commencing shortly after over indulgence in what is later determined to be bad, tainted sushi. The speed and precision of being able to drop one's ass on the toilet rim in time determines successful release or a disastrous landing.

Carl ate two dragon rolls at Wong's House of Sushi and within the hour, he was doing an asiana tail drop.

by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015

mermaid tail

When you fall asleep after sex and the jizz leaks out and glues your legs together.

Damn Meg, you should have cleaned up after that gang bang last night, now you’re mermaid tailing it.

by Emily Inez November 24, 2017

Rainy Tailgate

The act of pulling out and ejaculating on your partner's buttocks and lower back prior to a sporting event in a parking lot.

Steve was enjoying a brat while engaging in anal sex with Aaron prior to the Browns game, only to pull out and Rainy Tailgate dat azz. Go Browns!

by Turd Ferguson's Hat November 30, 2015

Thomas Jefferson pony tail

A hairstyle worn by girls with short hair just long enough for an itty bitty pony tail located on the nap of the neck. Looks oddly similar to the pony tails worn by our founding fathers. Most often found on scene chicks.

"Did Rachel cut her already super short scene hair all off?"
"Oh no, just look in back. She's sporting a tiny thomas jefferson pony tail."

by the_elroy_elevator July 2, 2007