Sniff wank

When you are so turned on by the smell of something, you have to masterbate

My Sisters friend stayed over in my bed Tuesday night while I was away. I Stayed in the bed Wednesday & had a sniff wank over the scent on the pillow

by Paedo Ted April 25, 2011

Sniff 'n Whack

The act of smelling/sniffing a girls vagina or asshole and masturbating to that pleasant, erotic scent.

Dude 1- "See that girl over there?"

Dude 2- "Yeah why?"

Dude 1- "She forced me to Sniff 'n Whack :/.."

Dude 2- "My condolences, dude...."

by NIFFNACK June 16, 2011

Sniff Row

The front row seats at the strip club. Seats close enough to get a good sniff of the ladies.

When we go to the strip club, we always try to sit in Sniff Row.

by MrPhlick April 29, 2014

Sniff and Shoot

The act of performing a Dutch Oven on yourself while masturbating.

We walked in on Jason pulling a Sniff and Shoot the other day.

by Treods October 16, 2014

Sniff a Homie Goodnight

When you inhale through your nostrils within the proximity of your best associate.

“Ay man, come in here and sniff a homie goodnight!”

by AnythingPaul September 30, 2018

Applelonia Smiff

A name which a female gives to a guy who she doesn't want to know her real name.

Guy:Hey baby how you doing?
Girl:I'm fine. (translation, go away)
Guy: Yea, you are so pretty, what's your name?
Girl: Oh, it Applelonia Smiff.

by Cheena September 26, 2007

hole sniffer

Polite term for one who is an asshole.

*As heard on Preston and Steve, 12/08

"Get off the road, hole sniffer!"

"Man, your dad's a real hole sniffer."

"You know, you can be a hole sniffer when you're drunk."

"Get your finger outta there, hole sniffer!"

by A Tiggles December 19, 2008