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suburban mom

A basic white girl with 2-3 kids, lives in a 3-4 bedroom home that she bought when she was young, and is married to a whipped white male. She typically likes arts and crafts and has an etsy business or does real estate on the side. Surrounds herself with other moms or people that like to talk about her kids. Drives a minivan or SUV that's a "unique" color like blue or green. Eats a lot of sushi and says things like "I can't even" and "but... why?"
Did you hear Suzanna is having a tupperware party? She's such a suburban mom.
by CorbinDawg August 8, 2017
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suburban

The roughest lifestyle on the planet.
Suburbanite 1: "Man, its rough living in suburban America."
Suburbanite 2: "Man, I know, going to college and all that stuff is brutal."
Suburbanite 1: "Hey, I know! Lets go to the mall and buy stuff. That'll cheer us up.
Suburbanite 2: "Sounds good. We can take my mom's Acura"
by Lollerkopter2008 December 21, 2007
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SUBURBULATION

when one is drinking a beverage in most cases an alcoholic beverage & in a hurried manner. usually more prevolent with carbonated ones more so, beer, malt liquors, etc When the thrashing & compression of trying to force the beverage down the gullet a near combustible state occurs in the subjects mouth forcing the liquids,foam, froth and other liquid forms back over the lips and down the chin,neck and it also should or may include back thru the nose......this is SUBURBULATION !!!
the ice cold tall BUDWEISER i just tried to shotgun down nearly exploded as it caused SUBURBULATION to back up thru my mouth & nose and down my chin.....
by MUFFINPUMPA June 25, 2009
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Suburban Food Stamps

Crisp $20 bills that come from ATM's in the burbs. These bills are often used to buy pointless items that suburbans don't really need.
Suburban 1 - Hey man, wanna hit up a movie and get some food?

Suburban 2 - sure, just gotta hit up the ATM and get me some suburban food stamps!
by Suburbiannnnnn December 15, 2010
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Suburbia

Examples of Suburbia:
Sunbelt cities like Altanta or Houston or any modern suburb build around the car.
by SgtZN November 2, 2008
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suburbia

by Jas February 2, 2004
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Suburban Cowgirl

An American female that lives, usually, in the south and has characteristics that indicate strong ties to her agrarian heritage.
Ms. Smith is a Suburban Cowgirl, she plows up her back yard to grow tomatoes every year and all her children participate in the local rodeo.
by cdsavant October 6, 2012
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