scrumpdidliumpcious

the perfect word to use when you taste something that tastes so good you want to combust right then and there

it tastes like it was made delicately and cooked at perfect temperature my the soft precelain hands of a newborn baby

Example:
girl: omfg this tastes so good
guy: wow let me taste *tastes*
guy: that is so scrumpdidliumpcious!!

by stdeez May 25, 2022

Scrumpalumpas

Scrumpalumpas are minions that help demoman (from Scrumpy Factory) manage the scrumpy factory. They are inspided by umpalumpas. They often do usless stuff like swimming in trash

- What are those?

- These are bloody scrumpalumpas!

by Iron Soil February 24, 2023

scrumpdillyicious

when referring to a human - eat them out
when referring to food - really good

that man is scrumpdillyicious

by Vextorah March 3, 2023

Scrump

To aggressively wash one’s ass, or the ass of a trusted friend.

After my week-long camping trip I couldn’t wait to take a shower and scrump out my butt hole.

by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023

Scrumpkin

Its a pet name that is often used ironically. Its just a term of endearment like 'pookie' and 'munchkin' and is used the same way. Its just to tell someone that they're silly and cute.

Person A: I've just gone and made you a little playlist :)

Person B: What the duck. Oh my gods. Thank you Scrumpkin that's so so sweet of you I'm crying.

by starsfornewtmas June 4, 2023

scrumpet

Cross between scrump and crumpet, i.e.- Sex Biscuit. Commonly used in the South by people who live on mountains and have a deep southern drawl, or widely used anywhere you can find both sex and biscuits.

"Man I shore do love your scrumpets Jeeiimmm, they are goo-ood! Howsabout cookin me up a fresh batch of them there scrumpets"

by JoJerrsika May 20, 2008

Scrumptious

One who carries many tissues or is a default

Tfue is so scrumptious just look at the way he defaults around.

by I Lik Eggs October 22, 2018