Strategic Incompetence

Avoiding unwanted work by emphasizing one's own incompetence and/or praising someone else's greater competence.

"I would address the wedding invitations myself," said Cecile, in a dazzling display of strategic incompetence, "But my handwriting is practically illegible."

by YoshinoyaBeefBowl May 25, 2021

strategical

The cooler way to say strategic made by Cristopher Sturniolo on 9/25/2023

“You are very strategical”- Christopher Sturniolo

by @gracexella September 25, 2023

Stogie Starter

Stogie Starter a lighter.

You got a stogie starter? i needa light.

by okie Doke! April 1, 2009

the strategy

a useful tool when sparring in preparation for an upcoming MMA fight, the strategy involves repeatedly jabbing the opponent in the face using a right-left-right-left pattern. this is useful because it not only lands a great number of punches, but it also keeps your opponent far away and out of range for his own strikes

henry: man, this guy keeps taking me down and i can't score any points
noah: dude, you should just go back to the strategy!

by usctrojans11 May 31, 2010

wombat strategy

Attracting members of the opposite sex by the use of a tower made of square poop ontop of a log or rock.

Person1: oh wow your girlfriend is hot, how did you manage that?
Person2: The wombat strategy

by paulrbear November 13, 2017

Hoenn starters

torchic line chicken that rosted it's self
Mudkip line an axolotl that grows a fuck tone of mussel
And
treeko line raptor gekkos with swords

The fucks up with the hoenn starters

by Life is wrong April 1, 2019

Luke starter pack

A person who wears khaki pants or shorts, white v-neck tee, and a gray hoodie with the sleeves pulled up to the forearms.

Damn, you lookin like a Luke starter pack.

by College27 September 25, 2019