stage boner

a term used for when a person feels attraction to another person while that person is performing/singing

devin gives me such a stage boner!

when josh was singing that one note i got a massive stage boner!

by morrisgillian June 15, 2018

Stage Player

A DJ that stands on a stage in a club, even if they are not booked to play the event.

Promoter to DJ not playing at the event: "Stop hogging the stage, you stage player"

by Fezbiano February 20, 2011

Stage Gay

A really good m/m or f/f trope where two members of a band fake a relationship but end up falling in love with each other and don’t know how to tell the other person because they have both agreed the relationship is purely platonic.

I thought our relationship was stage gay, but I think I’ve fallen in love with them.

by SeesawTheSpy August 8, 2021

Stage-Chlick

Plays aimed at literate female audiences. A combination of Chick-Lit fused with Stage

"Her Eyes Were Watching God" was adapted with great faith to the original though Director Winston upped the ante and turned this performance into pure Stage-Chlick, making it smart, sassy and aiming at young women aged 18-25

by xanacan September 6, 2009

The Drink Stages

A series of stages that must be explained to all your friends before using in order to save your ass by reminding them.
In regards to taking a drink from an informed friend

Sip- enough to get the taste on your lips
Swig - enough to get the taste on your tongue
Swiggle-More than a swig because it has more letters
Drink- half of the drink if possible in one drink {Dick Move}
Let me get that- The whole drink if you can chug it {Dick Move}

{Friend says}"Hey Let me get that" {unsuspecting friend says} "sure" {and hands over beverage} {Friend then Chugs drink} {Unsuspecting Friend is pissed off and says} "What the Hell!" {Friend says} " Dont get mad i told you the drink stages remember"

by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009

Stage Belly

A big stomach/belly.

When I saw Jonathan, I knew immediately that he had a stage belly.
I had a stage belly after Thanksgiving.

by Bob Orton 123 March 26, 2022

Stage Puff

When a person in his/her own capacity has false hopes or delusions of being on stage, and then puff it’s gone. This condition can last anywhere from seconds to ones entire life.

Hot damn stage puffs everywhere I can’t even get no damn work done!!

by acox268 January 4, 2020