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Squelcher

A term used to describe one who squelches on purpose. (Squelching is the sound when stepping on something wet)
a slur
Ryan: "HEY SQUELCHER, GET OVER HERE AND CLEAR THIS AREA OF MUD"

Oliver: "ok"
by Mschf!!! July 16, 2023
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when you try to edge but you accidentally start gooning instead.
Tristan Choi began to start squelching even after futile efforts.
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To squeeze one’s testicles with lots of pressure while masturbating
I need to get my daily squelching in.
by Soap_gooner May 15, 2024
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The act of cutting your own penis off while ejaculating and then subsequently eating it as if it was a twinkie.
The elder sigma was reaching the end of his days, so he decided to give squelching a go.
by OogaBoogaMan99 June 5, 2024
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The process of masturbating and ejaculating on ones own hand, such that your freshly produced semen can now be utilized as a multi purpose lubricant for many applications such as a edging session, gooning session, the batter for a fresh chicken cutlet, etc.
My step mother walked in on me performing the act of squelching and my hand and penis were covered in my freshly brewed nut.
by squelchmaster76 June 20, 2024
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The act of killing crayfish and/or carp in mass.
Bro i’m bored as fuck. I heard the canal has dried up! Wanna go squelching?
by Skade777 July 12, 2024
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Squelching is the act of peeing and gooning (nutting) at the same time; applies to boys and girls
I’m squelching so hard right now
by Squelchmaxxing January 18, 2025
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