squatching

A cross between squeezing and scratching. A squeeze that involves the fingernails in a scratching action.

Stop squatching my arm - it hurts!

by Susnaf January 7, 2008

squarehead

A type of person without a sense of humor and unable to enjoy a sense of humor.

"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? 45 pounds!"
"You're fuckin stupid man."
"Yeah well you're a fuckin' squarehead."

by Dave January 16, 2004

squanch

To steal or act of stealing "squanch". someone who bums aorund other peoples places of residence unwantedly, eating their food and smoking their weed.

That mother fucker squanched our nuggets.
The guy on the couch is a squanch

by nugget master March 7, 2008

squatch

The amount of wrapper and plate build-up after you smoke.

That's a nice squatch you have on your coffee table.

by cag3287 November 5, 2010

Squanch

Dirty hairy nasty blown out vagina

That Bitch's Squanch is Gnarles Barkley

by TVICH March 17, 2017

Squanch

The word squanch has a similar meaning to words like: whammed, hench and dench. However, if you are squanch you are also quite likely to be aggressive or on piss/violence. It will often be used as a compliment amongst the mandem.

"Oi, you ain't even squanch blud"

"Nah I heard he on gang, swear he bare squanch aswell"

"My YG is squanch bare man saying he on piss still"

by Abdi Is A Jeg January 6, 2019

squanch

-Another term for meh, except much better.

Hey do you want to go out to eat at Bombay Sitar tonight?:
Squanch

by C Kuds May 14, 2005