Spanking the ghost

When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.

Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.

by GxRice April 10, 2023

Walrus Spraying

The act of ejaculating onto a very large woman. No intercourse required, just ejaculation.

Man did you see Betty at the party last night?! I Walrus Sprayed the shit out of her! I love Walrus Spraying.

by J_HO 24 April 10, 2011

Front Spanking

When you have done something so awful being hit in the rear is not sufficient. Therefor escalating to being spanked in the front crotch region.

Dammit boy, you had better stop that before you get a front spanking!

by SidTheSquid October 8, 2011

Chef-splaining

when a person who watches too many Tasty videos tries to explain cooking to a chef

While watching a Tasty video on how to make a jiggly fluffy cheesecake, Isay was chef-splaining to her friend Ken the Chef what folding in beaten egg whites into batter means.

by crustaceanlover December 6, 2017

Trans'splaining

When a tranny is explaining how they someone should be based upon their feeling of a gender that they were not born as.

Did you see the guy trans'splaining how to use a tampon during his menstrual cycle?

by ItiswhatIwantittobe April 5, 2023

Twisted anal spinning

The art of getting him/her from the back inserting you’re dick in there asshole and spinning them around and around in circles

Kim:Hey Joe wanna come give me a Twisted anal spinning?

Joe:sure Kim take off you’re pants let’s do this!

by urfriendlyInformer January 29, 2020

Spinning Shit Wheel 360

Helicopter position, but you take a laxative 1 hour before, so when you aboutta bust you also bust a taco bell combo

Dude 1: Bro what happened, your room smells like shit!
Dude 2: I pulled a spinning shit wheel 360, not to be confused with a 180

by boobadee babdaee March 9, 2021