spooping

When a couple are spooning, and the little spoon poops in the big spoon's lap.

I dumped my girlfriend because she thought spooping was a fun thing to do.

by jennybutt May 26, 2016

Sporking

The act of "spooning" with the intent of turning into the act of sex. Usually by use of an erection while spooning.

I woke up this morning to my boyfriend sporking me, which of course lead to sex.

by Lord Rader June 3, 2011

spooning

The act slapping a Greek girl's breasts with a spoon while having sex with her in a kitchen.

Did you hear? Dambini has been spooning her last night.

Oh Dambini, spoon me!

by Dambana December 11, 2011

Spoofing

An oral sex act most commonly performed on males in which the erect penis is taken into the mouth, a hard vacuum or suction is created, and then the penis is promptly removed, causing an audible inrush of air. Release of the vacuum and continued intake of air by the performer allows air to rush over the penile glans, eliciting unsuspected pleasure. Often compared to the feeling of blowing on the tip of a penis, but can be performed in a single fluid movement, and is easily repeatable. For best results the lips should not immediately purse upon penile removal. Care must be taken to not engage too much suction upon the penis as damage could potentially occur.

The female version is similar, except the exposed glans of the clitoral shaft is taken into the performers mouth, and then removed. Most find they must "pop" their lips off the clitoris, as there is not much to actually wrap lips around.

Jessica loved spoofing Jon's penis until he cried out in ecstasy.

by Kopfsammler June 4, 2013

Wooden Spooning

The act of hitting a girl's pussy with a wooden spoon to make it highly sensitve

I was wooden spooning my bitch.

by Jay-Jayster September 18, 2009

Spooning

Hard dick pressed against a females ass, titty on one hand, other hand fingering pussy while in the act of kissing her neck.

1.Hey bro so did your girlfriend go over last night?

2. Yeah, we were spooning on my couch the entire night, it was amazing!

by wolfhaley666 January 15, 2014

sporking

Having sex in a spooning position.

It's spooning, plus forking.

We were cuddling in bed, but he had morning wood and we totally ended up sporking before work.

by Wachel Bwady February 9, 2009