spank sock

Noun: A lone sock kept in a bad (yet handy) hiding space
for the purpose of cleaning up after masturbation.

Johnny was upset and embarrassed when he realized that his mother had not only found, but had washed and returned his spank sock to beneath his mattress.

by James Barden October 24, 2006

spankies

the tight panties worn under the cheerleading outfit.

Are you ready yet?
Wait a minute! I just have to get my spankies on!!

by Daisy June 1, 2005

spanking list

A method of informing a person, especially a young person, that his/her behavior is violating a social norm.

"Sean keeps pulling my hair. He should be put on the spanking list."

by stauffenator October 4, 2009

spank the clit

verb. An expression one jokingly says to a friend, referring to his habits of masturbation.

Steve: "Man, there's nothing going on tonight. I think I'm just gonna stay in."
Billy: "You gonna stay home, pop in a couple of porns and spank the clit?"
Steve: "Is there something wrong with that?!"

by stockman09 November 12, 2010

spank

1. A disciplinary measure for children whereby the child is striken on the bottocks, either bared or clothed, with either the hand or an implement such as a wooden spoon.
2. A fetish were but consenting adults strike each other on the butt to induce sexual pleasure.

Al: <spanks Sally>
Def. 1: Sally cries.
Def. 2: Sally moans with pleasure.

by Anonymous October 8, 2002

spank

To hit one's buttocks for sexual pleasure; usually goes along with the fetish of one of the partners.

Ron: You've been a naughty girl, haven't you? *spank*
Amy: Mmmm... Yeah, I've been bad... Spank me harder... Ooooh...

by mphouz August 20, 2011

spanking your monkey

jacking off

my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn

by kitty February 24, 2004