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paddy spec

A medium or large (by European standards) saloon (that's a sedan, for you West Pondians) car with the absolute base level of equipment and trim. Purchased because having a crap larger car is supposedly better than having a well equipped but slightly smaller car. During the 1980s and 1990s major car brands actually produced special de-contented models for the Irish market, due to the very high taxes on cars and the poverty of the country at the time, but Paddy Spec is a 21st century phenomenon by people who should know, and can afford, better. The epitome of Paddy Spec is a base model Toyota Avensis diesel owned by a farmer.
"That Avensis is a piece of shite, it's a Paddy spec"
by paddyspec August 30, 2025
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Grandma spec

When you’re moving slow, stiff, or cautious because you’re tired, sore, or just feeling old.
After leg day I was full grandma spec
by Icyboner October 1, 2025
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Two door spec

A low to medium profile hatchback shitbox from the late 80s to early 90s. For example, the Mitsubishi Precis, Ford Festiva, Pontiac Le Mans, Honda CRX, and of course the quintessential Geo Metro. This type of vehicle is not to be confused with a Smart Car, which is essentially an even shittier golf cart with doors.
A two door spec is the perfect cheater car for a car audio setup.
by Jizz.Farmer May 2, 2019
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shit specs

Similar to beer goggles, when girls that look like shit are infinitely more attractive to a dude who is drunk off his ass.
"Dude did you guys see Nick last night, he totally had shit specs on when he was grinding on that whale!"

"I left my shit specs at home, so I might actually fuck a good looking girl tonight"
by Alphabet Killer September 25, 2011
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tyrannosaurus specs

The bigger, the smarter.
Giant glasses worn by nerds, John Denver, or the new wave kids of 2010. These glasses have no value attracting others sexually, or any type of compliment to ones face whatsoever.
Please do not wear Tyrannosaurus specs anymore. I would provide an example, but that would involve further knowledge of these glasses. I'm going to just Fahrenheit 451 this shit and YOU, just forget you ever read this definition and JUST stay away from over sized bifocals.
by pseudonimrod July 27, 2010
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specsaver

a retail offer that appears to offer you something of great value for no extra charge but which really gives you something which will probably sit in a drawer and never be used.
2 pairs of spectacles for the price of 1 is a specsaver.
most spectacle wearers know that if they break their glasses they can revert back to their old pair as an emergency measure especially as a new pair can be made up in a few days.what usually happens is that the optician will try and use the free second pair as an opportunity to sell you a coating or tint which you will rarely, if ever, use.
if you visit the optician every 2 years you just end up with lots of unused free second pairs.
by Nesty. January 4, 2012
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When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.
Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club

Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....
by r3dfox January 7, 2008
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