I am sofa king we todd ed

I am so fucking retarded.

i am sofa king we todd ed for pussy.

by sofa king pimp March 30, 2010

You've gotta laugh when you fall off your sofa

When someone has done something highly embarassing, but it is equally as hilarious. Has its origins in the British tv show, "I'm Alan Partridge".

A: Hey, John just ran into that big pole over there!
B: You've gotta laugh when you fall off your sofa!

by cubey4000_the next generation November 19, 2006

eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed

well you are, just read it fast, you know?

Hey Adrian!...yeah you...read this "eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed!" No way, yeah, you really are!

by Rick May 18, 2004

Red Sofa Diplomacy

The act of giving your mother-in-law a red sofa as a gift only to take it back (or attempt to) many years later.

Neon Dale is a master of red sofa diplomacy because she vainly tried to take back a 7 year old red sofa that she gave to her widowed mother-in-law.

by Dread Raffles August 2, 2012

iam sofa king we todd it

I am so fucking retarded.

Person: Say 'iam sofa king we todd it' outloud.
Person 2: I am so fucking retarded.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: Asshole!

by illEATurHARTout June 10, 2006

Chinga tu sofa

Spanish for 'Fuck yo couch'

Pedro was pissed off at Juan, so he started jumping on Juan's couch screaming, "chinga tu sofa!"

by Minnizzle November 1, 2006

to slip off the sofa

a lesbian term to define how attracted you are to another girl.

that gina gershon makes me wanna slip off the sofa

by rooder June 5, 2003